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''Weekend at Mort's''
Season 1, Episode 11
Production Code: 1ASA11
Written by
Scott Jacobson
Directed by
Anthony Chun
TV Rating - TV PG DL - TV 14 DLS (Reruns)
First Aired: May 8, 2011
List of Season 1 Episodes
Burger War

Weekend at Mort's is the eleventh episode of Season 1, being the eleventh overall. It first aired on May 8, 2011. Jay Johnston, Andy Kindler, Amy Sedaris and Sam Seder guest star.


Mold drives the Belchers over to Mort's mortuary for the weekend when Hugo informs them that the green mold in Bob's restaurant cannot just be bleached. Linda hopes that this stay will be their honeymoon so they can have some special intimacy time with one another, but Bob shows little to no interest. He plans to use the free weekend to work on his replica model bus from the movie Speed. Meanwhile the kids find out about Mort looking for a date with a mortician on a dating website, so they set him up. Tina is set to be the babysitter, and Louise is going to use this golden opportunity to frighten Gene and Tina.

Linda is still trying to use the weekend as an opportunity for her and Bob to get romantically intimate again, so they have a double date with Mort and Samantha, the mortician from the dating site, at Jimmy Pesto's Pizzeria. Bob's not into it though, and after a few drinks he decides to go back to the funeral home to rest. While Louise is pulling pranks on the kids, Bob stumbles onto an empty coffin to nap in. The kids mistake the coffin for being haunted. Unaware that their dad is inside, they attempt to cremate the coffin, with Bob yelling to let him out all the while.

In the end, they finally realize and get him out, while Mort and Samantha arrive back at his place to make sweet, sweet love only to find all of this insanity going on. Bob tells them to stay together, as he had an epiphany while on the verge of death in the coffin. He goes back to Jimmy Pesto's without the lazy pants, which Linda hated, or any pants at all, and makes it a special night for her.

Episode Navigation vte
Season Episodes
0 The Demo
1 Human FleshCrawl SpaceSacred CowSexy Dance FightingHamburger Dinner TheaterSheesh! Cab, Bob?Bed & BreakfastArt CrawlSpaghetti Western and MeatballsBurger WarWeekend at Mort'sLobsterfestTorpedo
2 The BelchiesBob Day AfternoonSynchronized SwimmingBurgerbossFood Truckin'Dr. YapMoody FoodieBad TinaBeefsquatch
3 Ear-Sy RiderFull BarsBob Fires the KidsMutiny on the WindbreakerAn Indecent Thanksgiving ProposalThe DeepeningTina-Rannosaurus WrecksThe Unbearable Like-Likeness of GeneGod Rest Ye Merry Gentle-MannequinsMother Daughter Laser RazorNude BeachBroadcast Wagstaff School NewsMy Fuzzy ValentineLindapendent WomanO.T. The Outside ToiletTopsyTwo for TinaIt Snakes a VillageFamily FracasThe Kids Run the RestaurantBoyz 4 NowCarpe MuseumThe Unnatural
4 A River Runs Through BobFort NightSeaplane!My Big Fat Greek BobTurkey in a CanPurple Rain-UnionBob and DeliverChristmas in the CarSlumber PartyPresto Tina-OEasy Com-mercial, Easy Go-mercialThe Frond FilesMazel TinaUncle TeddyThe Kids Rob a TrainI Get Psy-chic Out of YouThe EquestranautsAmbergrisThe Kids Run AwayGene It OnWharf Horse (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part I)World Wharf II: The Wharfening (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part II)
5 Work Hard or Die Trying, GirlTina and the Real GhostFriends with Burger-fitsDawn of the PeckBest BurgerFather of the BobTina Tailor Soldier SpyMidday RunSpeakeasy RiderLate Afternoon in the Garden of Bob & LouiseCan't Buy Me MathThe Millie-Churian CandidateThe Gayle TalesLi'l Hard DadAdventures in Chinchilla-SittingThe Runway ClubThe Itty Bitty Ditty CommitteeEat, Spray, LindaHousetrapHawk & ChickThe Oeder Games
6 Sliding BobsThe Land ShipThe HaunteningGayle Makin' Bob Sled · Nice-Capades · The Cook, The Steve, The Gayle, & Her LoverThe Gene and Courtney ShowSexy Dance HealingSacred CouchLice Things Are LiceHouse of 1000 BouncesStand by GeneWag the HogThe Hormone-iumsPro Tiki/Con TikiBye Bye Boo BooThe Horse Rider-erSecret Admiral-irerGlued, Where's My Bob?
7 Flu-ouiseSea Me NowTeen-a WitchThey Serve Horses, Don't They?Large Brother, Where Fart Thou?The QuirkducersThe Last Gingerbread House on the LeftEx MachTinaBob ActuallyThere's No Business Like Mr. Business BusinessA Few 'Gurt MenLike Gene for ChocolateThe Grand Mama-pest HotelAquaticismAin't Miss Debatin'Eggs for Days
8 Brunchsquatch
Unknown season Zero LARP ThirtyThe Laser-inthThelma & Louise Except Thelma is LindaMom, Lies, and VideotapeParaders of the Lost FloatInto the MildThe Wolf of Wharf StreetSit Me Baby One More TimeThe Silence of the LouiseCheer Up Sleepy GeneBoywatchY Tu Ga-Ga TambienThe Taking of Funtime One Two ThreeThanks-HoardingThe BleakeningThe Date EscapeThe Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets
See also: Episode Guide

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