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The Store next Door is the storefront next to Bob's Burgers on the opposing side from Mort's It's Your Funeral Home & Crematorium. Similar to "It's Your Funeral," this storefront also features clever word play, but unlike the Belchers' long-time steady neighbor Mort, it is a revolving door of businesses, often so temporary the sign is crudely painted on a cloth banner. A different business is shown to occupy this storefront in every episode, and thus it is one of the running gags in the show. The following is a list of these doomed ventures:

Variants

Episode Business Notes
The Demo Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door Demo
P.F.E.T.A
"People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals" - a play on the organization P.E.T.A.

Secondary sign: "Meat is Murder"

Fugue and Riffs
(Archer)
Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door Archer-Variant 01
(vacant)
Secondary sign: "FOR LEASE"

Season 1

Episode Business Notes
Human Flesh Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S01-E01
P.F.E.T.A
"People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals" - a play on the organization P.E.T.A.

Secondary sign: "Meat is Murder"

Crawl Space Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S01-E02
Trot's All Natural Fertilizer
Play on "the trots," an alternative name for diarrhea
Sacred Cow Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S01-E03
RENT REDUCED: Crime Scene Special

Secondary sign: "CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS" (crime scene tape)

Sexy Dance Fighting Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S01-E04
Meth I Can! Methadone Clinic
Play on the motivational phrase "Yes I Can!"
Hamburger Dinner Theater Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S01-E05
SYNTHESIZERS! SYNTHESIZERS! SYNTHESIZERS!
Undoubtedly one of Gene's favorite, as he himself owns and frequently uses a synthesizer.
Sheesh! Cab, Bob? Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S01-E06
Extra Moist Yoga
Store name could possibly be "Extra Moist Yogurt," however "Yoga" seems to be more likely.
Bed & Breakfast Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S01-E07
The Horse Renderer
Play on the book/film "The Horse Whisperer."
Art Crawl Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S01-E08
ATTEMPTED CRÊPE French Cooking School
Somewhat distasteful play on "Attempted rape."
Spaghetti Western & Meatballs Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S01-E09
STD B-Gone! FREE CLINIC
Play on the classic consumer product marketing technique of adding "B-Gone" or "B-Gon" to the subject matter the product is advertized to remove, get rid of, or turn off. For example: Ortho's "Weed-B-Gon" weed killer and "Bug-B-Gon" insect killer; the "TV-B-Gone" universal remote TV "off-switch"
Burger War Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S01-E10
ROCKY REFUGE RACCOON SANCTUARY
Play on the song by the Beatles entitled "Rocky Raccoon."
Weekend at Mort's Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S01-E11
Bass Drum Emporium
Secondary sign: "THE ONLY 24-HOUR DRUM SHOP IN TOWN!"
Lobsterfest Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S01-E12
MAGNUM G.I. COLONOSCOPIES
Play on the title of the TV series "Magnum P.I." Linda is a huge fan of actor Tom Selleck, the star of this series.
Torpedo Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S01-E13
CHRIS'S BRISSES

Season 2

Episode Business Notes
The Belchies Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S02-E01
Uncle Marty's Breast Pumps
Bob Day Afternoon Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S02-E02
HANNIBAL'S DEAD ANIMALS TAXIDERMY
Sign includes mounted buck's head.
Synchronized Swimming Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S02-E03
POOKAH PAGODA POOKAH SHELL WAREHOUSE
Burgerboss Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S02-E04
A FRIDGE TOO FAR USED APPLIANCES
Play on the book/film "A Bridge Too Far"

Secondary sign: CLEARANCE SALE

Food Truckin' Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S02-E05
That's Improv-able Improv Theater
Play on "That's Improbable."

Secondary sign: TICKETS ON SALE NOW

Dr. Yap Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S02-E06
STICKERS FOR MEN

Secondary sign: NOW OPEN

Moody Foodie Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S02-E07
Grindecologist Coffee Shop
Play on Gynecologist

Secondary sign: SALE

Bad Tina Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S02-E08
Valley of the Doilies
Play on the book/film "Valley of the Dolls"

Secondary sign: SALE 50% OFF

Beefsquatch Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S02-E09
Yes, Wire Hangers!

Play on the "No wire hangers!" line from Mommie Dearest.

Secondary sign: Wire Hanger-shaped sign: OPEN

Season 3

Episode Business Notes
Ear-Sy Rider Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S03-E01
ANNIE GET YOUR GUM
Play on "Annie Get Your Gun"

Secondary sign: Gumball machine-shaped sign: OPEN

Full Bars Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S03-E02
YEAR-ROUND HALLOWEEN STORE

Secondary sign: CLOSED FOR HALLOWEEN / ASK ABOUT OUR MASKS

Bob Fires the Kids Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S03-E03
I'D HIT THAT BOXING GYM
Play on the phrase "I'd hit that."

Secondary sign: BOXING LESSONS

Mutiny on the Windbreaker Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S03-E04
Simply the Asbestos
Play on the phrase "Simply the best"

Secondary sign: House-shaped sign: FREE QUOTES

An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S03-E05
COLONIAL BALONEY

Secondary sign: GET YOUR THANKSGIVING BALONEY NOW

The Deepening Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S03-E06
BUTT STUFF UNDERWEAR OUTLET
Play on the sexual reference "Butt stuff."

Secondary sign: Men's brief-shaped sign

Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S03-E07
Wigs Wigs Wigs! (And Socks)

Secondary sign: Buy 1 wig get 1 sock FREE!

The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S03-E08
Talk To The Hand Glove Store
Play on the phrase "Talk to the hand."

Secondary sign: Glove-shaped sign: OPEN

God Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S03-E09
Cane You Dig It? CANDY CANE OUTLET
Play on the phrase "Can you dig it?"

Secondary sign: NO LICKY-LOOS (play on "Looky-Loos")

Mother Daughter Laser Razor Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S03-E10
Does Your Face Hurt? BEAUTY SUPPLIES
Play on the insult "Does your face hurt? Because it's killing me."
Nude Beach Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S03-E11
SCROTO-ROOTER VASECTOMY CLINIC
Play on "Roto-Rooter."

Secondary sign: HALF OFF / NEXT VISIT (scissors bisecting)

Broadcast Wagstaff School News Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S03-E12
THAT'S A-DOOR-A-BELL DOORBELLS
Play on "That's adorable."

Secondary sign: PLEASE KNOCK

My Fuzzy Valentine Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S03-E13
KOOKAH FOR HOOKAH

Play on the phrase "I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!"

Secondary sign: Hookah-shaped sign: OPEN

Lindapendent Woman Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S03-E14
LET'S SCISSOR! COLLAGE STUDIO
Play on the sex act "scissoring."

Secondary sign: Scissor-bearing sign: OPEN

O.T. The Outside Toilet Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S03-E15
EARTH, WIND & TIRES
Play on the band "Earth, Wind, & Fire."
Topsy Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S03-E16
ELLIOT'S SMELLY BITS POTPOURRI SHOP

Secondary sign: YOU SMELT IT WE DEALT IT (play on the phrase "He who smelt it, dealt it.")

Two for Tina Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S03-E17
FERN, BABY, FERN! DISCOUNT FERN STORE
Play on the phrase "Burn, baby, burn!"
It Snakes a Village Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S03-E18
MILES OF VIALS

Secondary sign: Vial-shaped sign: OPEN

Family Fracas Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S03-E19
THE MASSAGONYST MASSAGES FOR MEN
Play on the term "Misogyny," which is the hatred or dislike of women or girls.
The Kids Run the Restaurant Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S03-E20
NOTHIN' BUT NOTARIES
Play on the phrase "Nothin' but net."

Secondary sign: Notary seal press-shaped sign

Boyz 4 Now Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S03-E21
BREAK-A-BEAR TEDDY BEAR DISPOSAL
Play on the "Build-A-Bear" stores
Carpe Museum Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S03-E22
SIT AND SPIN POTTERY
Play on the insult/toy "Sit and spin."

Secondary sign: Pottery vase-shaped sign: OPEN

The Unnatural Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S03-E23
OUR CARPETS MATCH OUR DRAPES HOME FURNISHINGS
Play on the phrase "Does the carpet match the drapes?" referring to hair color vs pubic hair color.

Season 4

Episode Business Notes
A River Runs Through Bob Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S04-E01
TANDEMONIUM ALL YOUR TANDEM BIKE NEEDS
Play on the words "Pandemonium" and "Tandem."


Secondary sign: Neon "OPEN" in the shape of a tandem bicycle.

Fort Night Bob Store Next Door, Season 4, Episode 2
JOHNNY RAZOR'S TOTALLY NORMAL CANDY STORE
Reference to the product tampering scare of the early to mid 1980s which led to the safety seals now found on all packaged consumable products. One of the original urban myths associated with this scare involved rumors of razor blades embedded in apples handed out to trick-or-treaters at Halloween.
Seaplane! Store Next Door, Season 4, Episode 3
DON'T GO THERE Cautionary Sign Store
Somewhat ironic word play - cautionary sign store where the store's sign is, itself, a cautionary sign warning customers not to patronize the establishment.


My Big Fat Greek Bob Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S04-E04
WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING DISCOUNT PET APPAREL
Play on the phrase "A wolf in sheep's clothing."
Turkey in a Can Store Next Door, Season 4, Episode 5
DR. RANGELOVE STOVE STORE

Play on the title of the Stanley Kubrick film "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"

The leaves on the tree are orange in this intro.

Purple Rain-Union Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S04-E06
BETTY'S MACHETES
Secondary sign: Machete-shaped sign: OPEN
Bob and Deliver Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S04-E07
YADDA YADDA DADA JEWISH SURREALIST ART GALLERY
Play on the phrase "Yadda yadda yadda" (popularly attributed to Yiddish). It is combined with a reference to dadaism, an early 20th century European art movement which laid the foundation for Surrealism.
Christmas in the Car Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S04-E08
NOG NOG WHO'S THERE? EGG NOG

Play on the knock-knock joke opener "Knock-knock. Who's there?"

Snow is falling during this intro, and there is a small amount of accumulation on the sidewalk, mailbox, and building. The tree in front of the store has lost its leaves for the winter. 

Secondary sign: String of Christmas lights

Slumber Party Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S04-E09
TANKIN' IT TO THE STREETS TANK TOP SHOP
Play on The Doobie Brothers' song "Takin' It to the Streets"


Secondary sign: Tank top-shaped sign: OPEN

Presto Tina-O Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S04-E10
CATS A RISING STAR PET IMPROV
Play on the "Catch A Rising Star" chain of comedy clubs, which is itself a play on the song "Catch A Falling Star"


Secondary sign: NO DOGS

Easy Com-mercial, Easy Go-mercial Store Next Door, Season 4, Episode 11
FIRE DISTINGUISHERS
PUT OUT YOUR FIRE WITH FLAIR
Play on "Fire Extinguishers"
The Frond Files Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S04-E12
NORTH BY NORTH VEST
Play on the Alfred Hitchcock film "North by Northwest"


Secondary sign: Vest-shaped sign

Mazel Tina Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S04-E13
QUILTY AS CHARGED QUILT SHOP
Play on the phrase "Guilty as charged."


Secondary sign: Quilt-style sign: OPEN

Uncle Teddy Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S04-E14
CARL'S PRE-OWNED INDOOR OUTHOUSES
Secondary sign: Outhouse-shaped sign:OPEN
The Kids Rob a Train Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S04-E15
Brazilianaire CURRENCY EXCHANGE & WAXING SALON
A portmanteau of "Brazilian wax" - a style of pubic hair removal for women - and "billionaire"
I Get Psy-chic Out of You Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S04-E16
NAPOLEON'S COMPLEXION: SKIN CARE FOR LITTLE PEOPLE
A portmanteau of the term "Napoleon Complex" and "complexion."
The Equestranauts Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S04-E17
TIRE-RHEA

Play on the word "diarrhea"

Secondary Sign: "Explosive Sale!"

Ambergris Ambergris opening
GET A LOOM YOU TWO! COUPLES' WEAVING
Play on the phrase "Get a room you two!"
The Kids Run Away Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S04-E19
A UNICYCLE BUILT FOR TWO TANDEM UNICYCLES
Play on the "a bicycle built for two" lyrics from the song "Daisy Bell (Bicycle Built for Two)" written in 1892 by Harry Dacre.
Gene It On Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S04-E20
THE NIGHTLIGHT ZONE
Play on the title of the TV series The Twilight Zone.
Wharf Horse (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part I) Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S04-E21 As part one of the two-part season 4 finale, this episode marked the first in the series not to feature the regular opening sequence and its running gags.

The title of the episode is a play on the title of Michael Morpurgo's 1982 children's novel War Horse, and its 2011 film adaptation.

World Wharf II: The Wharfening (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part II) Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S04-E22 As part two of the two-part season 4 finale, this episode along with part one are the only episodes in the series not to feature the regular opening sequence and its running gags.

The title of the episode is a play on "World War II." The subtitle, "The Wharfening," is a play on the title of the second film in the Highlander film franchise, Highlander II: The Quickening.

Season 5

Episode Business Notes
Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Intro S05-E01 This is one of only six episodes in the series not to feature the regular opening sequence and its running gags.

Instead, the front of Wagstaff School is shown. Unlike the "World Wharf" episodes, there is no caption displaying the title.

Tina and the Real Ghost Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Intro S05-E02 This is one of only six episodes in the series not to feature the regular opening sequence and its running gags.

Instead, the front of Wagstaff School is shown. Like the previous episode, there is no caption displaying the title.

Friends with Burger-fits Burgerfits Store
GIFT RAPPERS FREESTYLE GIFT WRAPPING
A play on "Gift Wrappers" and "Freestyle Rapping.
Dawn of the Peck Peck Title This is one of only six episodes in the series not to feature the regular opening sequence and its running gags.

The title of the episode is a play on title of the 1978 zombie-horror film "Dawn of the Dead" - which was also remade in 2004.

Best Burger Best Burger Store
FLIP YOUR WIG REVERSIBLE HAIRPIECES
Father of the Bob Father of Bob Store
MIRACLE ON 34TH SHEETS SHEETS AND BEDDING IN 34 COLORS
A play on the film "Miracle on 34th street".
Tina Tailor Soldier Spy Tina Tailor Store
RUDE A-BAKE-ENING, CAKES FOR PEOPLE YOU HATE!
A play on "Rude Awakening.
Midday Run Midday Run Store
CAT-LIKE REFLUXES FELINE GASTROENTEROLOGIST
A play on "Cat-like reflexes".
Speakeasy Rider Crabs
I'VE GOT CRABS HERMIT CRAB EMPORIUM
A reference to pubic lice, which are commonly called "crabs," and often mistakenly referred as an STD, when in fact they are simply a parasite related to head lice. This is the same storefront later seen in the episode "Can't Buy Me Math" - the only instance of a storefront being repeated. The Pest Control Truck is also the same in these episodes.
Late Afternoon in the Garden of Bob & Louise Rinds
TAKES ALL RINDS COMPOSTING CENTER
A play on "Takes all kinds."
Can't Buy Me Math Crabs
I'VE GOT CRABS HERMIT CRAB EMPORIUM
A reference to pubic lice, which are commonly called "crabs," and often mistakenly referred as an STD, when in fact they are simply a parasite related to head lice. This is the same storefront previously seen in the episode "Speakeasy Rider" - the only instance of a storefront being repeated. The Pest Control Truck is also the same in these episodes.
The Millie-Churian Candidate Ruth
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE RUTH BASEBALL CARDS
A combination of a play on the famous quote "You can't handle the truth!" by Jack Nicholson's character in the A Few Good Men, and a reference to legendary baseball star "Babe Ruth."
The Gayle Tales Gayle Tales Store
A TON IN THE OVEN BIG AND TALL BABY CLOTHES
A play on the phrase "a bun in the oven " - referring to a pregnancy.
Li'l Hard Dad L'il Hard Dad Store
BABY GOT BACK PROBLEMS PHYSICAL THERAPY
A play on the 1992 Sir Mix-A-Lot song "Baby Got Back."
Adventures In Chinchilla-Sitting Chinchilla Store
LADY AND THE CLAMP HARDWARE FOR HER
A play on the title of the 1955 Disney film "Lady and the Tramp" - which was itself a play on the title of the 1937 show tune "The Lady Is a Tramp" - most famously recorded by Frank Sinatra and Ella Fitzgerald in 1950s, and recently (in 2011) covered by Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett.
The Runway Club Runaway Store
SHELFIES PICTURES OF SHELVES
A play on the 2010's photo craze "selfies".
The Itty Bitty Ditty Committee Itty Store
CUPID'S STUPID DIVORCE ATTORNEYS
A play on the 1958 song "Stupid Cupid" by Connie Francis. The song has been covered by several artists, including Patsy Cline, Maureen Evans, Queen, Neil Sedaka (who wrote the original version), and Mandy Moore for The Princess Diaries soundtrack.
Eat, Spray, Linda Eat Spray Linda Store
A SIGHT FOR SORE THIGHS MASSAGE PARLOR
A play on the phrase "a sight for sore eyes" - meaning a person or thing that one is extremely pleased or relieved to see.
Housetrap Housetrap Store
MEET THE PATENTS PATENT ATTORNEY
A play on title of the the 2000 film "Meet The Parents" (or possibly, but unlikely the 1993 version).
Hawk & Chick Hawk Store
THE SEVEN YEAR ITCH COUPLES DERMATOLOGY
A play on the psychological term "seven-year itch," which suggests that happiness in a relationship declines after around year seven of a marriage, and the physical sensation that causes the desire or reflex to scratch.
The Oeder Games Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S05-E21 This episode is one of only six episodes in the series not to feature the regular opening sequence and its running gags.

Instead, a blank storefront is shown.

Secondary sign: "RETAIL SPACE AVAILABLE FOR LEASE"

There is no caption displaying the title in this episode.

Season 6

Episode Business Notes
Sliding Bobs Sliding Store
THE OUTLET OUTLET ELECTRICAL STORE
Homonym word play involving the following two uses of the word "outlet."
  • A female-side electrical receptacle used for plugging in electric appliances.
  • A brick and mortar or online store in which manufacturers sell their stock directly to the public.
The Land Ship Land Ship Store
RESISTING A REST SLEEP THERAPY
A play on the criminal charge "resisting arrest."
The Hauntening Hauntening Store
BLOOD BATH AND BEYOND BED BATH PRODUCTS
A play on the name of the home goods chain store, "Bed Bath & Beyond."
Gayle Makin' Bob Sled Bobsled Store
MAXI PADS LARGE APARTMENT RENTALS
A play on the feminine hygiene product.
Nice-Capades Capades Store
YOU'RE MISSING THE POINSETTA
A play on "You're missing the point."
The Cook, The Steve, The Gayle, & Her Lover Gayle Lover Store
BIDETS AND CONFUSED BIDETS FOR BEGINNERS
A play on "Dazed and Confused" - a song originally released by Jack Homes in 1967. The Band "The Yardbirds" (along with English musician Jimmy Page) reworked the lyrics and came up with their own version, which was made famous in 1969 by Page's band "Led Zeppelin" in their eponymously-titled debut studio album. It is also the title of a 1993 cult-classic coming of age stoner-comedy film featuring a large ensemble cast of actors who would later become stars, including Matthew McConaughey, Ben Affleck, and Milla Jovovich.
The Gene and Courtney Show Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S06-E07
HAPPILY EVER ACTOR CASTING AGENCY
A play on "Happily ever after" - a stock phrase in fairy tales signifying a happy ending.
Sexy Dance Healing Bobs-Burgers-Wiki Store-next-door S06-E08
ESCROW ZONE! ESCROW FOR KIDS
In the U.S., escrow payment is a common term referring to the portion of a mortgage payment that is designated to pay for real property taxes and hazard insurance.

Suffice it to say, a child will *never* have to deal with this circumstance except in an absurdly rare occasion - which is why this particular venture will fail, and a different store will have replaced it by the time the next episode airs.

Sacred Couch Couch Store
LITTLE SHOP OF HULAS
A play on the 1986 film, "Little Shop of Horrors".
Lice Things Are Lice Lice Store
FOOTLOOSE PROSTHETIC ADJUSTMENTS
A play on the 1984 movie, Footloose.
House of 1000 Bounces Bounces Store
GRANNY PACKS LUGGAGE FOR SENIORS
A play on fanny packs.
Stand by Gene Standby Store
I THINK THEREFORE I JAM PROFOUND PRESERVES
A play on the René Descartes quote, "Cognito Ergo Sum" (I think therefore I am).
Wag the Hog Hog Store
THE WAY WE GRR DOG TRAINERS
A play on 1973 movie, The Way We Were.
The Hormone-iums Hormoniums Store
REGRET ME NOT TATTOO
A play on the phrase, "Forget Me Not".
Pro Tiki/Con Tiki Protiki Store
DON'T STOP BEREAVING GRIEF COUNSELING
A play on the Journey song, "Don't Stop Believing."
Bye Bye Boo Boo Boo Boo Store
GET OFF MY BACK TRAMP STAMP REMOVALS
A tramp stamp is a lower back tattoo.
The Horse Rider-er Horse Store
NICE KNOCKERS ELEGANT DOOR KNOCKERS
A play on a euphemism for the female breasts.
Secret Admiral-irer Admiral Store
DON'T GO CHASING WATERBEDS
A play on the TLC song, "Waterfalls."
Glued, Where's My Bob? Glued Store
100 CENT STORE
A play on the fact that this is the 100th production episode of the show. Appears in the establishing shot rather than opening sequence.

Secondary Sign: 1% off sale. Which would make 99 cents.

Trivia

  • A vacant, stylized version of this storefront is featured in the Archer season 4 premiere, "Fugue and Riffs."

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