Season 1
Da-Ding-Ding
Gene, Linda and Bob Belcher - Burger Wars
(Gene:) Da-ding-ding
- Repeat several times*
Da-ding-ding-dong
a-dinga-a-dinga-a-dinga-a-ding
a-dinga-a-dinga-a-DOONG!
(Linda:) A ding-dong
Bobby go!
C'mon Bob, show us your ding-ding!
(Bob:) Ding-ding
Da-ding-ding
DADADADADADADADA-DING!
Weekend at Mort's
The Belcher Family - Weekend at Mort's Weekend at Mort's
We're gonna have a weekend at Mort's
(Louise only) Uh! Uh! Uh!
Weekend at Mort's
We're gonna have a weekend at Mort's
Wingman
Ron - Lobsterfest Wingman
Soaring with the eagles
Wingman
He's trying to help you out
Wingman
Wingman
Wingman
Wingman
Wingmaaan
Season 2
Taffy Butt
Cyndi Lauper - The Belchies
Teddy was right about the treasure In the butt
The next day you will see Taff is washed up on the beach
And, oh, my God, is that a gold bar?
The wave just washed him out far The kids didn't look close enough In the taffy butt.
You have a taffy butt.
There's treasure in that butt.
I want that taffy butt.
Ay yi yi yi yi!
Taffy butt.
It's such a... taffy butt!
There's gold there in that butt.
Give me some taffy butt. Ay yi yi yi yi! Taffy butt.
Oh, I want the taffy butt.
Give me, give me, Give me some taffy butt.
Ay yi yi yi yi!
Bad Girls
Unknown - Bad Tina
Bad girls don't like to go to Dog Prom
and bad girls don't wanna pay for lip balm
I don't wanna be this bad
I don't wanna be this bad
Hey! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!
Season 3
Candy!
Unknown - Full Bars
Candy!
candycandycandycandycandycandycandycandycandycandy
Candy! Candy!
Candy! Candy!
Candy! Candy!
Candy!
Diarrhea
Linda Belcher - Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks
Running down the gutter with a piece of bread and butter
Diarrhea *two raspberries*
Diarrhea *two raspberries*
Running down the gutter with a piece of bread and butter
Diarrhea *two raspberries*
Diarrhea *two raspberries*
Some people think it's funny but it's reall wet and runny
Diarrhea *two raspberries*
Diarrhea *two raspberries*
Sorry we're late. Bob had diarrhea! *Laughs* What?
(Gene:) I love you mom.
Pass The Cranberry Sauce
Linda Belcher - An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal
Pass the cranberry sauce
We're having mashed potatoes!
Oh the turkey looks great
Thank you for loving me (Bob: Lin)
Thank you for being there (Please)
Thank you for loving me (Oh god)
Everyone's thankin'
The whole world's thankin' you (Lin, stop, please, stop)
Thankin' us for thankin' you
Kill the turkey (Lin!)
Two People
Linda Belcher - My Fuzzy Valentine
Two people,
Together forever,
Security in life
Someone to love ya,
Instead of being all alone,
Such a lonely existence - I'd kill myself!
Pip's Potato Chips Jingle
Doug - The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene
Pop in a Pip's (???) potato chips CRUNCH!
Bob's Burgers Jingle
Gene - The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene
Have a feast,
For your face,
Have a burger at Bald Bob's!
Mort's Jingle
Gene & Mort - The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene
If you got yourself a stiff
Don't dump it in a ditch
Take your corpse to Mort's
(Mort:) THAT'S ME!
Break up with Courtney Song
Louise - The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene
Told you to break up with Courtney
and you didn't listen
and now you're stuck with her forever
SO SUCK IT!
Big Old Buns
Doug - The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
Blazing beef, and big old buns!
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-BUN-BUN!
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum BUN-BUN!
T.I.N.A.
T is for the way you take my breath away
I is for the way I like it when you take my breath away
N is for noone else takes my breath away
and A is for Asthma that is a disease that takes people's breath away!
Girls Being Girls
Gene - The Kids Run the Restaurant
Girls, being girls, being girls, being girls
Season 4
Candy Randy
Unknown - Fort Night
Who's that guy He knows all the sweets
Who's that guy He mapped out the streets
Candy Randy
It's my favorite blog Just don't tell my mom.
Derek Dematopolis
Gayle and Linda - Purple Rain-union
Derek Dematopolis Your neck hair makes me weak. Won’t you enter my Acropolis and make my yogurt Greek?
Derek. Derek. Let’s you and me make a we-union. Derek. Derek. Let’s you and me make a we-union.
To-night. To-night. To-night. To-night.
2 out of 5
I’ve still got 2 out of 5, I’ve still got 2 out of 5, I’ve still got 2 out of 5 sexy parts
I’ve still got my sexy parts, and I’ve got 2 out of 5, I’ve still got 2 out of 5
This is down here but it should be up there This is kind of loose and I think it might tear This is lumpy Yeah it’s lumpy This is saggy Yeah it’s flabby
When I bend down I pee a little bit But it’s not bad Not bad for having three kids! Or three cats!
Slumber Party Fashion Show
Unknown - Slumber Party
Slumber party fashion show Lookin’ good from head to toe Slumber party fashion show Lookin’ good from head to toe Slumber party fashion show Lookin’ good from head to toe Slumber party fashion show Ooh! Ah Ooh! Ah Ooh! Ah Ooh! Ah
It’s Not Magic, It’s Tragic
Unknown - Presto Tina-o
It’s not magic, it’s tragic. Ooh, she’ll take the straitjacket. It’s not magic, it’s tragic.
(scatting)
It’s not magic, it’s tragic. Ooh, she’ll take the straitjacket. Abracadabra-ca-dab!