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Original Songs

Season 1

Pirates of Panache

Cast of "Pirates of Panache" - Hamburger Dinner Theater

We drink, we loot, we rape, we shoot
We sing, we dance, we twirl, we prance
We're the Pirates of Panache

Da-Ding-Ding

Gene, Linda and Bob Belcher - Burger Wars

(Gene:) Da-ding-ding

  • Repeat several times*

Da-ding-ding-dong

a-dinga-a-dinga-a-dinga-a-ding

a-dinga-a-dinga-a-DOONG!

(Linda:) A ding-dong

Bobby go!

C'mon Bob, show us your ding-ding!

(Bob:) Ding-ding

Da-ding-ding

DADADADADADADADA-DING!


Weekend at Mort's

The Belcher Family - Weekend at Mort's Weekend at Mort's

We're gonna have a weekend at Mort's

(Louise only) Uh! Uh! Uh!

Weekend at Mort's

We're gonna have a weekend at Mort's


Wingman

Ron - Lobsterfest Wingman

Soaring with the eagles

Wingman

He's trying to help you out

Wingman

Wingman

Wingman

Wingman

Wingmaaan

Season 2

Taffy Butt

Cyndi Lauper - The Belchies

Teddy was right about the treasure In the butt

The next day you will see Taff is washed up on the beach

And, oh, my God, is that a gold bar?

The wave just washed him out far The kids didn't look close enough In the taffy butt.

You have a taffy butt.

There's treasure in that butt.

I want that taffy butt.

Ay yi yi yi yi!

Taffy butt.

It's such a... taffy butt!

There's gold there in that butt.

Give me some taffy butt. Ay yi yi yi yi! Taffy butt.

Oh, I want the taffy butt.

Give me, give me, Give me some taffy butt.

Ay yi yi yi yi!


Bad Girls

Unknown - Bad Tina, St. Vincent - Bob's Buskers link, (bold denotes parts only sung in episode)


Bad girls don't like to go to Dog Prom

and bad girls don't wanna pay for lip balm

I don't wanna be this bad

I don't wanna be this bad

Bad girls make mean announcements at lunch

and bad girls think that you're being a boob punch

I don't wanna be this bad

I don't wanna be this bad

Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!

Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!

Bad girls like to fight with their moms

and bad girls don't use pads as tampons

I don't wanna be this bad

I don't wanna be this bad

Bad girls don't wanna go to college

and bad girls rip off all your doll's heads

I don't wanna be this bad

I don't wanna be this bad

Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!

Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!

(spoken:) I was always the good girl, but then I fell in with the wrong crowd. Now I'm mouthing off to my mom and skipping school. Are the boys and their cute butts really worth all this? WATCHOUT!!!!

(sung:) Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!

Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!

Season 3

Candy!

Unknown - Full Bars

Candy!

candycandycandycandycandycandycandycandycandycandy

Candy! Candy!

Candy! Candy!

Candy! Candy!

Candy!


Diarrhea

Linda Belcher - Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks

Running down the gutter with a piece of bread and butter

Diarrhea *two raspberries*

Diarrhea *two raspberries*

Running down the gutter with a piece of bread and butter

Diarrhea *two raspberries*

Diarrhea *two raspberries*

Some people think it's funny but it's reall wet and runny

Diarrhea *two raspberries*

Diarrhea *two raspberries*

Sorry we're late. Bob had diarrhea! *Laughs* What?

(Gene:) I love you mom.


Pass The Cranberry Sauce

Linda Belcher - An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal

Pass the cranberry sauce

We're having mashed potatoes!

Oh the turkey looks great

Thank you for loving me (Bob: Lin)

Thank you for being there (Please)

Thank you for loving me (Oh god)

Everyone's thankin'

The whole world's thankin' you (Lin, stop, please, stop)

Thankin' us for thankin' you

Kill the turkey (Lin!)


Pip's Potato Chips Jingle

Doug - The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene

Pop in a Pip's (???) potato chips CRUNCH!


Bob's Burgers Jingle

Gene - The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene

Have a feast,
For your face,
Have a burger at Bald Bob's!

Mort's Jingle

Gene & Mort - The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene

If you got yourself a stiff
Don't dump it in a ditch
Take your corpse to Mort's
(Mort:) THAT'S ME!

Break up with Courtney Song

Louise - The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene

Told you to break up with Courtney
and you didn't listen
and now you're stuck with her forever
SO SUCK IT!

Big Old Buns

Doug - The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene

Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
Blazing beef, and big old buns!
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-BUN-BUN!
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum BUN-BUN!

Two People

Linda Belcher - My Fuzzy Valentine

Two people,
Together forever,
Security in life
Someone to love ya,
Instead of being all alone,
Such a lonely existence - I'd kill myself!

Love Mission

Unknown - My Fuzzy Valentine

Falafel (We're on a love mission)
Pizza (We're on a love mission)
All the rest (We're on a love mission)

This is Working

Linda and Bob Belcher - Lindapendent Woman

(Linda:) Look at me I'm wrangling these carts, on my own
(Bob:) Look at me I'm chopping up this lettuce, all alone
(Linda:) I'm at work and you can hear me sing
(Both:) This is working, this is working

(Linda:) Look at me I'm sitting in this thing, is it on? ((Bob:)Grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind)
(Bob:) Look at me I've barely even noticed that she's gone ((Linda:) La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)
(Linda:) Mommy is at work and you can hear me sing ((Bob:) Someone threw up In the bathroom sink) (Both:) This is working, this is working

Electric Love

(see 'Electric Love')

T.I.N.A.

Jimmy Pesto, Jr. - Two for Tina

T is for the way you take my breath away
I is for the way I like it when you take my breath away
N is for noone else takes my breath away
and A is for Asthma that is a disease that takes people's breath away!

Going to Florida

Linda - It Snakes a Village

Going to Florida
Going to Florida
Sunshiney, Florida now-ow
Going to Florida
Florida, Florida
Everyone's going somehow
Going to Florida
Tropical Florida
Manatees Florida now.

Gene's Snake Song

Gene - It Snakes a Village

I'm not afraid of ghosts
I'm not afraid of sharks
I'm not afraid of cancer
I'm just afraid of snakes
They really creep me out
Where are their arms and legs?
It's not okay!

Girls Being Girls

Gene - The Kids Run the Restaurant

Girls, being girls, being girls, being girls, girl group


The Kids Run the Restaurant

Linda - The Kids Run the Restaurant

(spoken:) Hit it. Oh, he did. (sung:) When Bob sees blood and screams and passes out
Then Mr. Fisch checks in and cashes out
What more do you want when kids run the restaurant?
(spoken:) Hey, sailor.
Ooh, nice pants.
(sung:) Marshmallow played a game of Surgery Sam
And all this 'cause Bob cut his hand
What more do you want when kids run the restaurant?

Linda's chanting remix

Linda, boys, girls - Carpe Museum

(Linda:) Boom, chaka, boom, chaka, boom, boom, boom
(Boys and Girls:) Boom, chaka, boom, chaka, boom, boom, boom
(Linda:) Weeda, weeda, weina, weina, weina, wang
(Boys and Girls:) Weeda, weeda, weina, weina, weina, wang
(Linda:) Boys are from Mars,
Girls are from Venus,
I've got a yum-yum, you've got a penis
(Boys:)Boys are from Mars
(Girls:) Girls are from Venus
(Boys and Girls:) I've got a yum-yum, you've got a penis
(Linda:) Boom, chaka, boom, chaka, wang
(Boys and Girls:) Boom, chaka, boom, chaka, wang
(Linda:) Weeda, weeda, weina, boom, boom, boom
(Boys and Girls:) Weeda, weeda, weina, boom, boom, boom
(Linda:) Chaka, weina, wang, weina, chaka, weina
(Boys and Girls:) Chaka, weina, wang, weina, chaka, weina
(Linda:) Boom, chaka, wang, weina, boom, boom
(Boys and Girls:) Boom, chaka, wang, weina, boom, boom
(Linda:) Shake your hips, wiggle your butt Drop your pants, pick 'em back up
Weeda, weeda, weina, chaka, weeda, weeda, weina, chaka Weeda, weeda, weina, chaka, weeda, weeda

It's electric

Unknown, Tina - The Unnatural

You can't see it It's electric!
(Tina:) Boogie woogie woogie
You gotta feel it It's electric!
Ooh, it's shakin' It's electric!
(Tina:) Boogie woogie woogie
????????????????????? She sure got the boogie
Now you can't hold it It's electric!
(Tina:) Boogie woogie woogie

Season 4

Kids, We're Coming For You

Unknown - A River Runs Through Bob

Kids, we're coming for you
Underwear, flying in the air
We're coming for you, now we're falling
We're snacking and tubing and laughing and splashing and craaaaaaaaawling

Thundergirls skit song

Thundergirls troop leader and Thundergirls - A River Runs Through Bob

Rain, rain
flash, flash
Thundergirls wear a Thunder, uhh, sash.

Tina's Thundergirl Song

Tina Belcher - A River Runs Through Bob

(Sample from Thundergirls skit song)

Honor, friendship, trust, integrity
french braids, sunscreen, skits and jellybeans (repeat sample)
Tundergirls are vowed to sing this song of nature, friends and things.
(spoken:) I'll be a thundergirl, till I'm six feet under-girl, uhh, that's right, I'll be a Th...

Candy Randy

Unknown - Fort Night

Who's that guy?
He knows all the sweets

Who's that guy?
He mapped out the streets

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandy
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandy

It's my favorite blog
Just don't tell my mom.

Quickie Kiss It

Unknown - Seaplane!

Quicky Kiss-it
Quicky Kiss-it
Quicky Kiss-it
Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah
Quicky Kiss-it
Whoo! Quicky Kiss-it
She's kissin', she's kissin'
She's kissin' so quick
Quicky Kiss-it
Ooh! Quicky Kiss-it
Uh-huh, Quicky Kiss-it Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah
Quicky Kiss-it, Uh-huh, Quicky Kiss-it Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah

Sneaky Pete

Unknown - My Big Fat Greek Bob

He is freaky, freaky, freaky Sneaky Pete
He's unique-y, nique-y, nique-y Sneaky Pete
Make you shrieky, shrieky, shrieky Sneaky Pete
Ah-ah, Sneaky Sneaky Pete
He is freaky, freaky, freaky Sneaky Pete
He's unique-y, nique-y, nique-y Sneaky Pete
Make you shrieky, shrieky, shrieky Sneaky Pete.

Sailors in Your Mouth

Gayle and Linda

(Gayle:) A-ding, a-ding
(Linda:) A-what's that sound?
(Gayle:) It's the gravy boat
(Gayle and Linda:) A-comin' around
(Gayle:) It's not a navy boat
(Linda:) It's the gravy boat
(Gayle and Linda:) Filled with bravery, savory, sailor folk
(Gayle:) Stuffing sailors, disembark
(Gayle and Linda:) Fill our plates and fill our hearts
Sailors in your mouth, sailors in your mouth
That's what Thanksgiving is all about.

Derek Dematopolis

Gayle and Linda - Purple Rain-union

Derek Dematopolis
Your neck hair makes me weak.
Won’t you enter my Acropolis
and make my yogurt Greek?

Derek. Derek.
Let’s you and me make a we-union.
Derek. Derek.
Let’s you and me make a we-union.

To-night.
To-night.
To-night.
To-night.

2 out of 5

Linda-Purple Rain-union

I’ve still got 2 out of 5, I’ve still got 2 out of 5, I’ve still got 2 out of 5 sexy parts

I’ve still got my sexy parts, and I’ve got 2 out of 5, I’ve still got 2 out of 5

This is down here but it should be up there This is kind of loose and I think it might tear This is lumpy Yeah it’s lumpy This is saggy Yeah it’s flabby

When I bend down I pee a little bit But it’s not bad Not bad for having three kids! Or three cats!

Jingle in the Jungle

Unknown - Christmas in the Car

Hoo, ha, hoo, ha (animal screeching) Hoo, ha, hoo, ha
Jingle in the jungle, hope you bringle me a bundle
Tingle on my tingle Santa, bring my favorite thingles
Some mittens for the monkeys but make sure they're pretty funky
Some leggings for the lion, but remember he's size nine
Frogs and gators and monkeys immense
Everybody jingle to the jungle dance
We have candles and lights and jingle

Slumber Party Fashion Show

Unknown - Slumber Party

Slumber party fashion show
Lookin’ good from head to toe
Slumber party fashion show
Lookin’ good from head to toe
Slumber party fashion show
Lookin’ good from head to toe
Slumber party fashion show
Ooh! Ah
Ooh! Ah
Ooh! Ah
Ooh! Ah

It’s Not Magic, It’s Tragic

Unknown - Presto Tina-o

It’s not magic, it’s tragic.
Ooh, she’ll take the straitjacket.
It’s not magic, it’s tragic.

(scatting)

It’s not magic, it’s tragic.
Ooh, she’ll take the straitjacket.
Abracadabra-ca-dab!

"The Equestranauts" theme song

The Belcher Family and Teddy

A bond of friendship, greater than any force in the universe,
A bond of friendship, greater than any force in the universe
Mini and Peggy-sis, flying in clouds so high
Headhorn and Chariot, come to my place tonight
Equestranauts, we're brothers forever
Equestranauts, we're bonded together
Bonded together, Equestranauts
Equestranauts

Mr. Dancefloor

Fanny - Wharf Horse or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town Part 1 and World Wharf II: The Wharfening (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part II)

Who's that knocking on my door?
Ooh it's Mr. Dancefloor
Everyone is/Everybody's looking fancy
Things are about to get dancy

Nice Things Are Nice

Bob, Calvin Fischoeder, Fanny, Linda, Tina, Gene and Louise - Wharf Horse (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part I)

(Bob:) I know you're already a wealthy-ish guy
But think of what that condo money could buy
And I'd open up Bob's Beach Burgers and Fries
Oh, nice things are nice

(Calvin (spoken):) Uh-uh, not interested

(Bob:) Your own private island, a million eye patches ((Calvin:)No, I don't think so)
A gold swimming pool l to hold all of your cashes (No, sorry, Bob)
I'd hire real waiters who all have mustaches (No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no)
Oh, nice things are nice

(Fanny:) Soon you will see just how nice life can be
When you start raking in condo people's money
(Linda) Ooh, I love this dress, does it come In size three?
(Fanny (Spoken):) Uh-uh.
(Linda (Spoken):) Okay, six?
(Fanny (Spoken):) Uh-uh.
(Linda (Spoken):) Okay, ten?
(Fanny:)Oh, nice things are nice

(Tina:) I'm chained to Mr. Goiter ((Gene and Louise)La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)
In hopes that they don't destroy her (La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)
Okay, it's not a her, but I really really wanted it to rhyme (La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laaaaa)

(Bob:) A legion of servants, all at your command
An army of tigers, like you always planned
(Calvin:) I could buy my own missiles to launch at Englaa (spoken:)ahah, nevermind, I'm not telling.
(Bob:) My sophisticated burgers they would understand.
(Bob and Calvin:) Oh, nice things are nice

Bad Things Are Bad

Bob, Calvin, Linda, Andy Pesto, Zeke, Tammy Larsen, Randy Watkins, Regular Sized Rudy, Jimmy Pesto, Jr., Gene and Teddy - World Wharf II: The Wharfening (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part II)

(Bob:) I never thought this is how I would go ((Calvin:) Ooh)
Here under the pier tied to Mr. Fischoe...
...Der, but looks like Linda will be a widow (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Oh, bad things are bad

(Linda:)I fear that my Bob's in a terrible place
(Andy:) Maybe you'll find him inside Of this vase
(Zeke:) Maybe a lion is eating his face?
(Tammy:) Oh, bad things are bad

(Randy:) Maybe your Dad was tied up by a sailor?
(Rudy:) I'll help you look after I pump this inhaler
(Jimmy, Jr.:) Check out my pants, they are perfectly tailored
(Tina (spoken):) Oh, yeah, nice.
(Jimmy, Jr.(spoken):) Thanks.
(Gene:) Oh, bad things are bad

(Teddy:) Oh, I wish that Bob would come back
I could really use a big snack
Okay, it's not a burger but I'll just pretend it is and maybe cry

(Felix:) I did what I had to, I have no regrets
I murdered my brother for power and sex
What's this weird feeling inside of my chest?
(Fanny:) Why do you keep not looking at my breasts?
(Felix:) Oh, bad things are bad

(Bob:) Farewell, cruel world, looks like I'll die alone
(Calvin:) If only you'd purchased a better cell phone
(Bob:) And now I'll never know who wins Game of Thrones
(Bob and Calvin:) Oh Things are bad!

Season 5

Leaves

Peter Pescadero - Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl

Red, yellow, orange and brown
Are on the tree then they fall down

Nakatomi

Gene - Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl

Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Na.....

Katharine Parker

Tina - Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl

I'm Katharine Parker and I'm super rich
And soon you will find that I'm quite a bleep

Business Man With a Business Plan

Jimmy, Jr. - Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl

I'm a business man with a business plan
I need a business woman with some business hands

John and Al

Regular Sized Rudy and Zeke - Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl

(Rudy:) Why did you throw that corpse on my car?
(Zeke:) 'Cause I'm inviting you to the party, pal
Think we're gonna be great pals
(Both:) Al and John, John and Al

Staten Island Ferry

Jocelyn, Julie, Rupa and Courtney Wheeler - Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl

(Jocelyn, Julie and Rupa:) This is a boat, a boat that is a ferry
Ferry on the water, Staten Island Ferry

(Courtney:) I'm a working girl, a workin' working girl, I'm a girl who's working
I work in New York City

Barefoot Cop

Gene - Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl

I'am a barefoot cop, oh....

Coffee

Courtney, Jocelyn, Julie - Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl

(Courtney:) Coffee, coffee, coffee's all I get ((Jocelyn and Julie:)Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee)
How'm I gonna get ahead (Coffee, coffee)

Grubin'

Gene - Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl

I'm Grubin', I'm Hans Gruber and I'm Grubin'
And sometimes that can mean shootin', Mr. Takagi in the head

Trask Industries

Tina - Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl

(Tina:) Hey, this is Katherine, you work for me
I've broken my leg while trying to ski
Do me a favor and fill in for me
Even though I stole your radio deal idea For Trask Industries

Fight Scene

Gene - Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl

Fight scene, fight scene, we're gonna have a fight scene

Head for Business

Courtney and Jimmy, Jr. - Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl

(Courtney:) I have a head for business and a bod for sin
(Jimmy, Jr.) Well I want both, so count me in!

The Life of the Wife of a Cop

Gene - Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl

Oh, the life of the wife of a cop
Makes my head spin around like a top
He's always (inaudible under speech)
I'm Holly Gennaro McClane

That Johnny McClane's driving this gal insane
Oh, the life of the wife of a cop

Agent Johnson

Andy and Ollie Pesto - Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl

(Andy:) I'm Agent Johnson
(Ollie:) And I'm Agent Johnson
(Both:) And we're from the FBI
(Andy:) I'm Johnson
(Ollie:) He's Johnson!
(Andy:) He's Johnson
(Ollie:) I'm Johnson!
(Both:) Two fancy-footed federal guys

(Rudy:) I might just be a local cop, but will you guys back off me? (Jocelyn:) Things are getting pretty tense, does anybody want coffee?

Maybe There's a Tower

All - Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl

Maybe there's a tower, somewhere up above
Filled with bearer bonds and love, where dreams don't die hard
Maybe there's a tower, somewhere up above
Filled with shoulder pads and love Where dreams can fly hard
(Courtney and Gene:) But until we can live in that imaginary world
We'll work hard or die trying, girl.

Happy/Crappy Place

Bob, Linda, Louise Belcher and Plants - Late Afternoon in the Garden of Bob & Louise

(Bob:) Tomatoes and sweet peas and green beans It's a dream come true
(Linda:) I wanna take her stupid neck And wring it
(Louise:) That's what I want to do, too, but with him
(Bob:) The only thing greener than these plants is my thumb
(Linda and Louise:) How did we ever get stuck with these bums? The restaurants now a crappy place
(Bob:) I think I found my happy place
I'm like a British Lady in my garden And my plants agree
(Plants:) Mm-hmm! (Louise:) He's the most annoying person that was ever born
(Linda:) Oh, God, she brought her own tea
(Bob:) I'm the world's greatest farmer Things are growing so well (Linda and Louise:) We're living in our own personal hell The restaurant's now a crappy place
(Bob:) I think I found my happy
(Linda and Louise:) The restaurant's now a crappy, crappy, crappy, crappy
(Bob:) Happy, happy, happy, happy Place.

Darryl's Song

Darryl - Can't Buy Me Math

Girl I wish you were in all my classes (Classes)
And when we kiss We hit our glasses (Glasses)
Now let's slow dance Like molasses (Molasses)
Like mo-oh-oh-la-a-a-a-a-a-asses
Thank you, good night!

Millie's School Anthem

Wagstaff School choir - The Millie-churian Candidate

Millie and Louise (x4)

Millie and Louise Overture

Wagstaff School marching band - The Millie-churian Candidate

Instrumental

Jimmy, Jr. Pesto

Jimmy Pesto, Jr., Gene, Tina, Louise and Zeke

(Jimmy, Jr.:) I'm Jimmy, Jr. Pesto
You know I am the best-o
I'm cooler than the rest-o
(Gene(spoken):) He wrote the hot guy manifesto

(Gene, Tina, Louise, Zeke:) We wish we were Jimmy, Jr. Pesto

(Jimmy, Jr.(spoken):) Key change

(Jimmy, Jr.:) I'm Jimmy, Jr. Pesto
You know me from the vest-o
And I'm on the questo-o
(Tina(spoken):) To be the president-o

(Jimmy, Jr.:) You wish you were Jimmy, Jr. Pesto

Nothin' but the Bun

Linda - The Gayle Tales

Oh, the sheriff had a piggy and he was mighty mad
He saw me a-coming and my wiener he did grab
Now I can't quit cryin' and life just ain't no fun
'Cause a fat dog ate my hot dog and I got nothin' but the bun

Lipstick on his Pickup

Gayle - The Gayle Tales

There's lipstick on his pickup, there's mascara on the wheels
I looked inside the glove box and I found a red high heel

I'll Trade You

Linda - The Gayle Tales

I'll trade you these tears for a couple of beers and this snot for a shot of whiskey
I'll trade you these lips for a couple of sips but you better not get too frisky

I Won't Go Solo on You

Gayle and Gene - The Gayle Tales

(Gayle:) Well, I got to use the restroom but there ain't a stall for two
So squeeze on in and don't breathe in 'cause I won't go solo on you

(Gene:) Well, I'd like to eat spaghetti but you want vindaloo
So I'll leave in a hurry and order some curry 'cause I won't go solo on you

(Both:) You and me we're together through and through
So if you move to China, I'll be right behind ya
'cause I won't go solo on you

Others

Cosmos is On

The Belcher Family - Bento Box Entertainment YouTube channel

(Louise:) We've got some new to share so let's have a talk

(Tina:) In March and April and May were on at seven o'clock

(All:) But it's not our faaaaaaaaaaault, it's not our fault

It's 'cause Cosmos is ooooooooooooooon, It's 'cause Cosmos is ooooooooooooooon


Stayin' Up Till Midnight

The Belcher Family - Behind Bob's Burgers YouTube channel

(Louise:) Stayin' up till Midnight

(Tina:) Stayin' up till Midnight

(Louise:) Stayin' up till Midnight, Uhh!

(Gene:) Stayin' up till Midnight, Uhh!

(Louise:) On New Years Eve its alright

(Bob and Linda:) On New Years Eve its alright

(Louise:) You get to stay up after Midnight

(Bob, Linda and Gene:) You get to stay up after Midnight

(Tina:) But I'm tired, uh so tired

(Louise:) No! Stayin' up till midnight

(Tina joins in:) Stayin' up till midnight

(Louise:) Uhh!

(Gene joins in:) Stayin; up till midnight

(Linda joins in:) Stayin' up till midnight

(All:) Stayin' up till Midnight (x2)

Real Songs

Season 1

If You Were Here

Thompson Twins - Sheesh! Cab, Bob?

Playing when Tina kisses Jimmy Jr.

Season 2

The Ballad of Gilligan's Island

Linda (written by Sherwood Schwartz and George Wyle) - Burgerboss

Linda hums the tune when she arrives at the yacht club.

One Way or Another

Gayle (originally performed by Blondie) - Dr. Yap (Episode)

Playing when Gayle attempts to seduce Bob repeatedly.

Stuck in the Middle With You

Stealers Wheel - Moody Foodie

Plays while Reggie gives the Moody Foodie a wet Willie.

Fantasy

Earth, Wind and Fire - Bad Tina

Playing when Tina reads out her friend fiction to the school.

Season 3

We Go Together

Courtney Wheeler (originally from the musical "Grease") - The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene

Playing during a montage where Courtney attempts to get close to Gene.

Father Christmas

The Kinks - God Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins

Plays during a montage of Chet's window displays.

You're the Best

Hugo Habercore (originally performed by Joe Esposito) - Nude Beach

Plays during a montage of Bob and Hugo competing in the 'Nudecathlon'.

Concerto No. 2 in G minor, Op. 8, RV 315

From Vivaldi's "Four Seasons" - O.T.: The Outside Toilet

Plays when Gene activates the bidet function on the toilet. tune is later whistled by both Gene and Tim Jones (Max Flush).

Baby Hold On

Eddie Money - O.T.: The Outside Toilet

Plays when Gene says "that's what I call easy money", the toilet misinterprets it as 'Eddie Money' and proceeds to play the track. A cover version of the song performed by John Roberts plays over the end credits.

Fame

Irene Cara - Two for Tina

Plays on the radio while Josh and his classmates practice their streetdancing.

The Star Spangled Banner

Tina (National anthem of the United States of America)

Sung by Tina before the baseball game Bob organizes to prove that the Deuce is a fake.

Season 4

Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)

John Roberts (originally performed by C+C Music Factory feat. Freedom Williams) - A River Runs Through Bob

An easy listening cover of the 1990 hit plays when the camping couple begin their 'ritual trust', introduced as their ritual trust music.

You Oughta Know

Bob (originally performed by Alanis Morissette) - My Big Fat Greek Bob

Bob sings the song on the karaoke machine after joining the students for some beer at the frat house.

March No. 1 in D

Linda (From Elgar's "Pomp and Circumstance Marches") - Bob and Deliver

Linda sings about Teddy graduating to the tune of the "Land of Hope and Glory" section.

Jingle Bells

Linda, Tina, Gene and Louise (written by James Lord Pierpoint)

Linda sings the song while honking the horn to get Gary (unseen at this point) to stop honking his.

Silent Night

Linda (written by Franz Xaver Gruber and Joseph Mohr)

Linda sings the song after the clock strikes midnight, she is interrupted by Gary's truck reversing into the car leading her to sing "Holy craaap" rather than "Holy night".

Macarena

Unknown, with additional instrumentation from The Klezbians (originally performed by Los Del Rio) - Mazel-Tina

Performed by the Klezbians as part of the Bat Mitzvah entertainment

Chicken Dance

The Klezbians (written by Werner Thomas) - Mazel-Tina

Performed by the Klezbians as part of the Bat Mitzvah entertainment

Hava Nagila

Tina (traditional) - Mazel-Tina

Sung by Tina over the end credits, instrumental version plays during Tammy's hora.

Season 5

Dim All the Lights

Donna Summer (with Bob singing over) - Dawn of the Peck

Bob puts the song on while at home alone, he begins to dance and sing to it.

Love Is in Control (Finger on the Trigger)

Donna Summer (with Bob singing over) - Dawn of the Peck

Plays over the end credits, again with Bob singing and dancing.

The Jack

AC/DC - Can't Buy Me Math

Plays on the radio while Bob stripteases.

Wonder

Natalie Merchant (sung by Teddy) - The Millie-churian Candidate

Sung by Teddy over the end credits.

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