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Season 1

Pirates of Panache

Cast of "Pirates of Panache" - Hamburger Dinner Theater

We drink, we loot, we rape, we shoot
We sing, we dance, we twirl, we prance
We're the Pirates of Panache

I Can't Stop

Linda Belcher and the robber - Hamburger Dinner Theater

(Linda:) You've got your money, now be on your way? (Robber:) Maybe I'll leave, and maybe I'll stay
Maybe it's the limelight, could be the singin'
(Linda:) 911 should be a-ringin'
(Robber:) But I can't stop
(Linda:) And neither can I

Sing in Key

Bob and Linda Belcher - Hamburger Dinner Theater

(Bob:) So I'm singin' words to a song I'm making up right now
(Linda:) 'Cause it's the singing that matters and not the song
(Bob:) So it's up to me
(Linda:) To
(Bob:) Sing
(Linda:) In
(Bob:) [High-pitched] Key
(Linda:) [attempting to harmonize with Bob] Key
(Bob:) -Ee
(Linda:) -Ee

Lifting Up the Skirt of the Night

Unknown - Sheesh! Cab, Bob?

Lifting up the skirt of the night
Look down, feel around, do what I do to get by (Hold up, hold on now)
Pulling down the pants of the night (Look at those tight pants)
Don't laugh, it's not right, to make fun of the night

I Look At You

Unknown - Art Crawl

I look at you, I see in you
I see what's inside you

Butts, Butts, Butts

Unknown - Art Crawl

Butts, butts, butts, butts
Butts, butts, butts, butts
Our butts, our butts Our butts are beautiful
Butts, our butts, our butts are beautiful
Butts, our butts, our butts are beautiful
Butts, butts, butts

"Banjo" theme

Unknown - Spaghetti Western and Meatballs

Banjo, Banjo
Doesn't play it for fun, he's just hiding his gun
Banjo, Banjo
His chaps made of leather, even in hot weather
Banjo (He's comin', gunnin' for ya)
Banjo (He's comin', strummin' for ya)
You can try to talk, but he don't give a pluck
Banjo (He's comin', gunnin' for ya)
Banjo (He's comin', strummin' for ya)
He's strumming for you

Three Sides Don't Make A Square

Gene, Linda and Bob Belcher - Burger Wars

(Gene:) Da-ding-ding

  • Repeat several times*

Da-ding-ding-dong

a-dinga-a-dinga-a-dinga-a-ding

a-dinga-a-dinga-a-DOONG!

(Linda:) A ding-dong

Bobby go!

C'mon Bob, show us your ding-ding!

(Bob:) Ding-ding

Da-ding-ding

DADADADADADADADA-DING!

Weekend at Mort's

The Belcher Family - Weekend at Mort's

Weekend at Mort's
We're gonna have a weekend at Mort's
(Louise only) Uh! Uh! Uh!
Weekend at Mort's
We're gonna have a weekend at Mort's

Ziti Tonight

Jimmy Pesto - Weekend at Mort's

Try da ziti tonight
Oh, yeah it's on da special tonight
Oh look at...

Cannoli

Jimmy Pesto - Weekend at Mort's

Come on, everybody, Try our dessert
You gotta have a cannoli

Wingman

Ron - Lobsterfest Wingman

Soaring with the eagles

Wingman

He's trying to help you out

Wingman

Wingman

Wingman

Wingman

Wingmaaan

Season 2

Taffy Butt

Cyndi Lauper - The Belchies

Teddy was right about the treasure In the butt

The next day you will see Taff is washed up on the beach

And, oh, my God, is that a gold bar?

The wave just washed him out far The kids didn't look close enough In the taffy butt.

You have a taffy butt.

There's treasure in that butt.

I want that taffy butt.

Ay yi yi yi yi!

Taffy butt.

It's such a... taffy butt!

There's gold there in that butt.

Give me some taffy butt. Ay yi yi yi yi! Taffy butt.

Oh, I want the taffy butt.

Give me, give me, Give me some taffy butt.

Ay yi yi yi yi!

Headin' Out of P.E.

Unknown - Synchronized Swimming

Headin' out of P.E.
Gives us time to play on the street
First we lied to Mr. Frond
Now we're in a nail salon

Groping for Glory

Unknown - Burgerboss

Close to the top!
Groping for glory, yeah
Sometimes in life you just gotta say, I don't give a damn, Ha-ha!
Groping the night away, yeah

Shoot your arrow in the sky
Tell the gods you'll never die
You're a real special guy

The towel's there, but don't throw it in
If you do, you cannot win
That's how rules work

Crawl up the mountain on hands and knees
It's stained with the blood of your enemies
Groping for glory

Sailing

Unknown - Burgerboss

La, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, sailing

La, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, sailing

La, la, la, la, la, la S-S-S-S Sailing

Meet Me on the Road

Unknown - Food Truckin'

Meet me on the road, hauling quite a load
Taking lots of drugs, I don't know what
A pen in a jug, gettin' rest stop tugs
Might've hit a man, but didn't stop.

Oil Spill

Tabitha Johansson - Food Truckin'

Oh, it's hot and wet and slick
And it's making everybody sick

Oil spill

It's on the fish, it's on the crabs
Foul so close when you can grab this

Oil spill
Oil spill
Oil spill

Bad Girls

Unknown - Bad Tina, St. Vincent - Bob's Buskers link, (bold denotes parts only sung in episode)


Bad girls don't like to go to Dog Prom
and bad girls don't wanna pay for lip balm
I don't wanna be this bad
I don't wanna be this bad

Bad girls make mean announcements at lunch
and bad girls think that you're being a boob punch
I don't wanna be this bad
I don't wanna be this bad

Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!
Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!

Bad girls like to fight with their moms
and bad girls don't use pads as tampons
I don't wanna be this bad
I don't wanna be this bad

Bad girls don't wanna go to college
and bad girls rip off all your doll's heads
I don't wanna be this bad
I don't wanna be this bad

Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!
Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!

(spoken:) I was always the good girl, but then I fell in with the wrong crowd. Now I'm mouthing off to my mom and skipping school. Are the boys and their cute butts really worth all this? WATCHOUT!!!!

(sung:) Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!
Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!

Season 3

Candy!

Unknown - Full Bars

Candy!

candycandycandycandycandycandycandycandycandycandy

Candy! Candy!

Candy! Candy!

Candy! Candy!

Candy!

Cooper's Work Song

Cooper - Bob Fires the Kids

Well, we work and we work and we work all day
Work, work, work in America, work
And we workin' in the weeds and American work
And workin' in the weeds and a work, work, work
And worky-work-work, and come on, Gene
Pick up the pace, come on, buddy, there we go

Ocean Lady

Unknown - Mutiny on the Windbreaker

Ooh-ooh-ooh
Sexy lady, ocean lady

Pass The Cranberry Sauce

Linda - An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal

Pass the cranberry sauce

We're having mashed potatoes!

Oh the turkey looks great

Thank you for loving me (Bob: Lin)

Thank you for being there (Please)

Thank you for loving me (Oh god)

Everyone's thankin'

The whole world's thankin' you (Lin, stop, please, stop)

Thankin' us for thankin' you

Kill the turkey (Lin!)


Diarrhea

Linda - Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks

Running down the gutter with a piece of bread and butter

Diarrhea *two raspberries*

Diarrhea *two raspberries*

Running down the gutter with a piece of bread and butter

Diarrhea *two raspberries*

Diarrhea *two raspberries*

Some people think it's funny but it's reall wet and runny

Diarrhea *two raspberries*

Diarrhea *two raspberries*

Sorry we're late. Bob had diarrhea! *Laughs* What?

(Gene (spoken):) I love you mom.

Pip's Potato Chips Jingle

Doug Wheeler - The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene

Pop in a Pip's POP! potato chips CRUNCH!

Bob's Burgers Jingle

Gene - The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene

Have a feast,
For your face,
Have a burger at Bald Bob's!

Mort's Jingle

Gene & Mort - The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene

If you got yourself a stiff
Don't dump it in a ditch
Take your corpse to Mort's
(Mort:) THAT'S ME!

Break up with Courtney Song

Louise - The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene

Told you to break up with Courtney
and you didn't listen
and now you're stuck with her forever
SO SUCK IT!

Big Old Buns

Doug Wheeler - The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene

Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
Blazing beef, and big old buns!
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-BUN-BUN!
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum BUN-BUN!

Linda and Louise Switch Roles

Linda and Louise - Mother Daughter Laser Razor

(Louise (spoken):) Hello, I'm Linda
(sung:) And I want you to, clean your room
So I'm singing this song, and I...

(Linda:) But I'm not gonna clean my room, la-la la-la la-la

(Louise:) Oh, you better clean your room 'cause I'm singing this song
And you're gonna clean your room!

(Linda:) I will never clean my room 'cause I'm so rebellious!
No, I'm not gonna stop!

Harry Truman

Linda - Mother Daughter Laser Razor

Here goes the hair. There goes the hair.  Where is Harry Truman? He's dead in the ground. He's dead in the ground. He’s dead, dead, dead, dead, dead!”

Two People

Linda Belcher - My Fuzzy Valentine

Two people,
Together forever,
Security in life
Someone to love ya,
Instead of being all alone,
Such a lonely existence - I'd kill myself!

I'm Good At Sex

Tommy Jaronda - Nude Beach

I'm a bad man with a master plan and the ladies call me Tex
And the one thing all the ladies know is I'm good at having uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh

Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex
I leave my shirt on, that's okay, don't make me feel self-conscious, babe
Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex
When you're done say that was fun, we might've made a little son

I'm good at sex You're bad at sex, I'm good at sex, you're bad at sex I'm good at sex, you're bad at sex I'm good at sex, you're bad at sex, I'm good at sex, you're bad at sex I'm good at sex, you're bad at se....

Elderly Prostitute

Gene - Nude Beach

Da, da, da, da, da, elderly prostitute
Da, da, da, boo, ba, elderly prostitute

Daddy

Tommy Jaronda - Nude Beach

Daddy! You abandoned me!
Daddy! You sold drugs to me!
Punches are not hugs to me!

Daddy! You're my enemy!
My enemy!
My enemy!
My enemy!
My enemy!

You, you, you!

Itsy-Bitsy Stripper

Tommy Jaronda - Nude Beach

The Itsy-Bitsy Stripper climbed up the brassy pole
Down came her legs and wrapped around my soul

Weave your web of your sexy web weave your sexy web around me
Weave your web, weave your naughty web
Around my body, my beautiful body
My beautiful legs, my beautiful torso
Weave that web around me

I'm Good At Sex (reprise)

Tommy Jaronda - Nude Beach

I'm a bad man with a master plan and the ladies call me Tex
And the one thing all the ladies know is I'm good at having uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh
sex-sex-sex-sex-sex-sex-sex

I'm good at sex, I'm good at sex
I'm very, very, very, very good at sex

I am good, you are good, too
You're learning, little by little
I'm guiding you with my hand and my arms
I'm good at sex, you're learning quick

Love Mission

Unknown - My Fuzzy Valentine

Falafel (We're on a love mission)
Pizza (We're on a love mission)
All the rest (We're on a love mission)

Disco Minute

Unknown - Lindapendent Woman

You're in a dancing mood
And you're looking good
So come on, let's go!

The disco bumping
And I'm feeling something
Moving down below.

Oh, I can't get enough of your warming stuff
Oh, I can't get enough of your warming, your warming
Your warming, warming stuff!

First Day On the Job

Linda - Lindapendent Woman

I'm so freaking excited About my first day on the job
Yeah!

Linda Stocked Corn

Linda - Lindapendent Woman

Linda stocked corn and she don't care
Linda stocked corn and she don't care
Linda stocked corn and she don't care
'Cause she's also got diced tomatoes. Whoo!

This is Working

Linda and Bob Belcher - Lindapendent Woman

(Linda:) Look at me I'm wrangling these carts, on my own
(Bob:) Look at me I'm chopping up this lettuce, all alone
(Linda:) I'm at work and you can hear me sing
(Both:) This is working, this is working

(Linda:) Look at me I'm sitting in this thing, is it on? ((Bob:)Grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind)
(Bob:) Look at me I've barely even noticed that she's gone ((Linda:) La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)
(Linda:) Mommy is at work and you can hear me sing ((Bob:) Someone threw up In the bathroom sink)
(Both:) This is working, this is working

Funky Finger

Unknown - Lindapendent Woman

Who got the funky finger? (x9)

Electric Love

Calvin Fischoeder and Gayle - Topsy

(Fischoeder:) They say Thomas Edison, he's the man to get us
Into this century, and that man is me

(Gayle:) They'll say "Aw, Topsy!" at my autopsy
And no one could be, more shocked than me

(Fischoeder:)But I never noticed the curve of her trunk

(Gayle:) And I never noticed his electric junk

(Both:) We might just have found
Electric love
Electric love
Electric love

Electric love
((Choir:)First he wanted to kill her off, now they've found an electric love)
Electric love
(First he wanted to kill her off, now they've found an electric love)
Fits like a glove

T.I.N.A.

Jimmy Pesto, Jr. - Two for Tina

T is for the way you take my breath away
I is for the way I like it when you take my breath away
N is for noone else takes my breath away
and A is for Asthma that is a disease that takes people's breath away!

Going to Florida

Linda - It Snakes a Village

Going to Florida
Going to Florida
Sunshiney, Florida now-ow
Going to Florida
Florida, Florida
Everyone's going somehow
Going to Florida
Tropical Florida
Manatees Florida now.

Dirty Ducks

Unknown - It Snakes a Village

Dirty ducks (Dirty ducks)
Dirty ducks (Quack, quack)

Gene's Snake Song

Gene - It Snakes a Village

I'm not afraid of ghosts
I'm not afraid of sharks
I'm not afraid of cancer
I'm just afraid of snakes
They really creep me out
Where are their arms and legs?
It's not okay!

Fracas Foam

Unknown - Family Fracas

Pizza game, talking trash
Spinning the wheel
Fracas foam, get foamed at home

There's Jimmy Pesto, he's so mad
Fracas foam, get foamed at home
Jimmy's so mad

No minivan for you

Girls Being Girls

Gene - The Kids Run the Restaurant

Girls, being girls, being girls, being girls, girl group


The Kids Run the Restaurant

Linda - The Kids Run the Restaurant

(spoken:) Hit it. Oh, he did. (sung:) When Bob sees blood and screams and passes out
Then Mr. Fisch checks in and cashes out
What more do you want when kids run the restaurant?
(spoken:) Hey, sailor.
Ooh, nice pants.
(sung:) Marshmallow played a game of Surgery Sam
And all this 'cause Bob cut his hand
What more do you want when kids run the restaurant?

Coal Mine

Boyz4Now - Boyz 4 Now

(Allen:) I'm mining the cave for love
(Boo Boo:) Don't care about the world above
(Griffin:) Down here it's dark and cold
(Matt:) I'm just looking for a nugget of gold

(Griffin:) My hat is hard but my heart is soft
(Matt:) It's dusty down here and so I cough
(All:) It's a dirty job but I ain't stoppin'
(Griffin:) I know I'm breathin' toxins but you're lookin' foxin'

(Allen:) Will you be mine?
(All:) Coal mine
(Allen:) Will you be mine?
(All:) Diamond...

Details

Boo Boo - Boyz 4 Now

I want to hear your secrets, I'm so interested in you
What did you have for lunch today? Tell me breakfast, too
Which friend are you mad at, girl? What size are your shoes?
You just went to the bathroom, number one or number two?
I want to know everything, everything about you

I want to hear your secrets I'm so interested in you
Even if it's not a secret Tell me that stuff, too
Details, I want to know details, what's your dad's name?
Details, and your mom's
Details, any allergies?
Details, how was prom?
Interesting, so interesting.

Whisper In Your Eyes

Boo Boo - Boyz 4 Now

I need to show you a secret, it's gonna be a surprise
Come a little bit closer, let me whisper in your eyes

When I whisper in your eyes, don't think, don't blink
Hey, girl, shh, shush

Close your lips and open your eyes
I want your eyes to hear my lips and also my eyes...

Tell Me About Every Single Time You've Cried

Boo Boo - Boyz 4 Now

Tell me About every single time you've cried
The first time, oh, when your goldfish died

Big Boy Head to Feet

Boyz4Now - Boyz 4 Now

(Matt, Griffin, Allen:) Gettin' into your booster seat
From your big boy head to your big boy feet
Gettin' into your booster seat
From your big boy head to your big boy feet

(Boo Boo:) From my big boy head to my big boy feet

Linda's chanting remix

Linda, boys, girls - Carpe Museum

(Linda:) Boom, chaka, boom, chaka, boom, boom, boom
(Boys and Girls:) Boom, chaka, boom, chaka, boom, boom, boom
(Linda:) Weeda, weeda, weina, weina, weina, wang
(Boys and Girls:) Weeda, weeda, weina, weina, weina, wang
(Linda:) Boys are from Mars,
Girls are from Venus,
I've got a yum-yum, you've got a penis
(Boys:)Boys are from Mars
(Girls:) Girls are from Venus
(Boys and Girls:) I've got a yum-yum, you've got a penis
(Linda:) Boom, chaka, boom, chaka, wang
(Boys and Girls:) Boom, chaka, boom, chaka, wang
(Linda:) Weeda, weeda, weina, boom, boom, boom
(Boys and Girls:) Weeda, weeda, weina, boom, boom, boom
(Linda:) Chaka, weina, wang, weina, chaka, weina
(Boys and Girls:) Chaka, weina, wang, weina, chaka, weina
(Linda:) Boom, chaka, wang, weina, boom, boom
(Boys and Girls:) Boom, chaka, wang, weina, boom, boom
(Linda:) Shake your hips, wiggle your butt Drop your pants, pick 'em back up
Weeda, weeda, weina, chaka, weeda, weeda, weina, chaka Weeda, weeda, weina, chaka, weeda, weeda

It's electric

Unknown, Tina - The Unnatural

You can't see it It's electric!
(Tina:) Boogie woogie woogie
You gotta feel it It's electric!
Ooh, it's shakin' It's electric!
(Tina:) Boogie woogie woogie
????????????????????? She sure got the boogie
Now you can't hold it It's electric!
(Tina:) Boogie woogie woogie

Season 4

Kids, We're Coming For You

Unknown - A River Runs Through Bob

Kids, we're coming for you
Underwear, flying in the air
We're coming for you, now we're falling
We're snacking and tubing and laughing and splashing and craaaaaaaaawling

Thundergirls skit song

Thundergirls troop leader and Thundergirls - A River Runs Through Bob

Rain, rain
flash, flash
Thundergirls wear a Thunder, uhh, sash.

Tina's Thundergirl Song

Tina Belcher - A River Runs Through Bob

(Sample from Thundergirls skit song)

Honor, friendship, trust, integrity
french braids, sunscreen, skits and jellybeans (repeat sample)
Tundergirls are vowed to sing this song of nature, friends and things.
(spoken:) I'll be a thundergirl, till I'm six feet under-girl, uhh, that's right, I'll be a Th...

Candy Randy

Unknown - Fort Night

Who's that guy?
He knows all the sweets

Who's that guy?
He mapped out the streets

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandy
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandy

It's my favorite blog
Just don't tell my mom.

Quickie Kiss It

Unknown - Seaplane!

Quicky Kiss-it
Quicky Kiss-it
Quicky Kiss-it
Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah
Quicky Kiss-it
Whoo! Quicky Kiss-it
She's kissin', she's kissin'
She's kissin' so quick
Quicky Kiss-it
Ooh! Quicky Kiss-it
Uh-huh, Quicky Kiss-it Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah
Quicky Kiss-it, Uh-huh, Quicky Kiss-it Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah

Sneaky Pete

Unknown - My Big Fat Greek Bob

He is freaky, freaky, freaky Sneaky Pete
He's unique-y, nique-y, nique-y Sneaky Pete
Make you shrieky, shrieky, shrieky Sneaky Pete
Ah-ah, Sneaky Sneaky Pete
He is freaky, freaky, freaky Sneaky Pete
He's unique-y, nique-y, nique-y Sneaky Pete
Make you shrieky, shrieky, shrieky Sneaky Pete.

Sailors in Your Mouth

Gayle and Linda - Turkey in a Can

(Gayle:) A-ding, a-ding
(Linda:) A-what's that sound?
(Gayle:) It's the gravy boat
(Gayle and Linda:) A-comin' around
(Gayle:) It's not a navy boat
(Linda:) It's the gravy boat
(Gayle and Linda:) Filled with bravery, savory, sailor folk
(Gayle:) Stuffing sailors, disembark
(Gayle and Linda:) Fill our plates and fill our hearts
Sailors in your mouth, sailors in your mouth
That's what Thanksgiving is all about.

We're the Ta Tas

The Ta Tas - Purple Rain-Union

We're the Ta-Ta's and we're gonna rock ya
We like to cha-cha and eat frittatas

Derek Dematopolis

Gayle and Linda - Purple Rain-union

Derek Dematopolis
Your neck hair makes me weak.
Won’t you enter my Acropolis
and make my yogurt Greek?

Derek. Derek.
Let’s you and me make a we-union.
Derek. Derek.
Let’s you and me make a we-union.

To-night.
To-night.
To-night.
To-night.

2 out of 5

Linda - Purple Rain-union

I’ve still got 2 out of 5, I’ve still got 2 out of 5, I’ve still got 2 out of 5 sexy parts

I’ve still got my sexy parts, and I’ve got 2 out of 5, I’ve still got 2 out of 5

Not Bad for Having Three Kids

The Ta Tas - Purple Rain-Union

(Linda:) This is down here but it should be up there
This is kind of loose and I think it might tear
(Linda:) This is lumpy ((Gayle and Angie:) Yeah it’s lumpy)
(Linda:) This is saggy ((Gayle and Angie:) Yeah it’s flabby)
When I bend down I pee a little bit
But it’s not bad, not bad for having three kids! ((Gayle:) Or three cats!)

((Gayle and Angie:) Not bad for having three kids!
((Angie:) Drum, pop, drum, pop
((Gayle and Angie:) Not bad for having three kids!

Jingle in the Jungle

Unknown - Christmas in the Car

Hoo, ha, hoo, ha (animal screeching) Hoo, ha, hoo, ha
Jingle in the jungle, hope you bringle me a bundle
Tingle on my tingle Santa, bring my favorite thingles
Some mittens for the monkeys but make sure they're pretty funky
Some leggings for the lion, but remember he's size nine
Frogs and gators and monkeys immense
Everybody jingle to the jungle dance
We have candles and lights and jingle

Slumber Party Fashion Show

Unknown - Slumber Party

Slumber party fashion show
Lookin’ good from head to toe
Slumber party fashion show
Lookin’ good from head to toe
Slumber party fashion show
Lookin’ good from head to toe
Slumber party fashion show
Ooh! Ah
Ooh! Ah
Ooh! Ah
Ooh! Ah

It’s Not Magic, It’s Tragic

Unknown - Presto Tina-o

It’s not magic, it’s tragic.
Ooh, she’ll take the straitjacket.
It’s not magic, it’s tragic.

(scatting)

It’s not magic, it’s tragic.
Ooh, she’ll take the straitjacket.
Abracadabra-ca-dab!

Gas Class

Gene - The Frond Files

Gas class!
You wanna pass gas class?
You gotta pass gas

Farts Will Set You Free

Wagstaff School students - The Frond Files

(Gene:) When you feel like school has sucked the wind out of your sails
Remember that it's cool, to use the wind that's in your tails

(Gene:) Fart, fart, fart Fart, fart, fart, fart Every fart is a work of art Don't know where to begin? Don't know where to start? Farts will set you free

(All:) It's that gas from your ass, it's that toot from your boot
That hum from your bum, it's that loot in your chute
All that air from your own derriere
Come on and set it free
'Cause farts are liberty

(Gene:) What do we want to do? (All:) Fart, fart! (Gene:) Open up your butt cheeks (All:) This is how our butts speak. (Gene:) Let's go, (All:) Fart!

(All:) It's that gas from your ass, it's that toot from your boot
That hum from your bum, it's that loot in your chute
All that air from your own derriere
Come on and set it free
'Cause farts are liberty

'Cause farts will Set you Free! 'Cause farts will set you Free!

Tammy

Unknown - Mazel-Tina

She's Tammy, she's glammy, she's just a little hammy
If she sang a song right now she'd probably win a Grammy
You know who I'm talking of So why don't you all say mazel tov, Tammy, yeah.

Chugga Chugga Choo Choo Happy Birthday To You

Wine Rail employees - The Kids Rob a Train

Everybody watch your backs the birthday train is on the tracks

Put some wine in your glass, 'cause your life is moving fast
So drink your day away

"The Equestranauts" theme song

The Belcher Family and Teddy

A bond of friendship, greater than any force in the universe,
A bond of friendship, greater than any force in the universe
Mini and Peggy-sis, flying in clouds so high
Headhorn and Chariot, come to my place tonight
Equestranauts, we're brothers forever
Equestranauts, we're bonded together
Bonded together, Equestranauts
Equestranauts

Something Smells Fishy

Linda - Wharf Horse (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part I)

You're a little fish
Calvin's a big fish
Something smells fishy
La, la, la

Mr. Dancefloor

Fanny - Wharf Horse (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part I) and World Wharf II: The Wharfening (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part II)

Who's that knocking on my door?
Ooh it's Mr. Dancefloor
Everyone is/Everybody's looking fancy
Things are about to get dancy

Nice Things Are Nice

Bob, Calvin Fischoeder, Fanny, Linda, Tina, Gene and Louise - Wharf Horse (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part I)

(Bob:) I know you're already a wealthy-ish guy
But think of what that condo money could buy
And I'd open up Bob's Beach Burgers and Fries
Oh, nice things are nice

(Calvin (spoken):) Uh-uh, not interested

(Bob:) Your own private island, a million eye patches ((Calvin:)No, I don't think so)
A gold swimming pool l to hold all of your cashes (No, sorry, Bob)
I'd hire real waiters who all have mustaches (No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no)
Oh, nice things are nice

(Fanny:) Soon you will see just how nice life can be
When you start raking in condo people's money
(Linda) Ooh, I love this dress, does it come In size three?
(Fanny (Spoken):) Uh-uh.
(Linda (Spoken):) Okay, six?
(Fanny (Spoken):) Uh-uh.
(Linda (Spoken):) Okay, ten?
(Fanny:)Oh, nice things are nice

(Tina:) I'm chained to Mr. Goiter ((Gene and Louise)La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)
In hopes that they don't destroy her (La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)
Okay, it's not a her, but I really really wanted it to rhyme (La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laaaaa)

(Bob:) A legion of servants, all at your command
An army of tigers, like you always planned
(Calvin:) I could buy my own missiles to launch at Englaa (spoken:)ahah, nevermind, I'm not telling.
(Bob:) My sophisticated burgers they would understand.
(Bob and Calvin:) Oh, nice things are nice

Wonder Wharf

Linda - Wharf Horse (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part I)

Wonder Wharf, wharf of wonder
This won't end Till Bob's six feet under
He wanted things that were nice
But will he pay the ultimate price?
Wonder Wharf, Wonder Wharf

Bad Things Are Bad

Bob, Calvin, Linda, Andy Pesto, Zeke, Tammy Larsen, Randy Watkins, Regular Sized Rudy, Jimmy Pesto, Jr., Gene, Teddy, Felix and Fanny - World Wharf II: The Wharfening (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part II)

(Bob:) I never thought this is how I would go ((Calvin:) Ooh)
Here under the pier tied to Mr. Fischoe...
...Der, but looks like Linda will be a widow (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Oh, bad things are bad

(Linda:)I fear that my Bob's in a terrible place
(Andy:) Maybe you'll find him inside Of this vase
(Zeke:) Maybe a lion is eating his face?
(Tammy:) Oh, bad things are bad

(Randy:) Maybe your Dad was tied up by a sailor?
(Rudy:) I'll help you look after I pump this inhaler
(Jimmy, Jr.:) Check out my pants, they are perfectly tailored
(Tina (spoken):) Oh, yeah, nice.
(Jimmy, Jr.(spoken):) Thanks.
(Gene:) Oh, bad things are bad

(Teddy:) Oh, I wish that Bob would come back
I could really use a big snack
Okay, it's not a burger but I'll just pretend it is and maybe cry

(Felix:) I did what I had to, I have no regrets
I murdered my brother for power and sex
What's this weird feeling inside of my chest?
(Fanny:) Why do you keep not looking at my breasts?
(Felix:) Oh, bad things are bad

(Bob:) Farewell, cruel world, looks like I'll die alone
(Calvin:) If only you'd purchased a better cell phone
(Bob:) And now I'll never know who wins Game of Thrones
(Bob and Calvin:) Oh Things are bad!

Season 5

Leaves

Peter Pescadero - Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl

Red, yellow, orange and brown
Are on the tree then they fall down

Nakatomi

Gene - Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl

Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Na.....

Katharine Parker

Tina - Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl

I'm Katharine Parker and I'm super rich
And soon you will find that I'm quite a bleep

Business Man With a Business Plan

Jimmy, Jr. - Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl

I'm a business man with a business plan
I need a business woman with some business hands

John and Al

Regular Sized Rudy and Zeke - Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl

(Rudy:) Why did you throw that corpse on my car?
(Zeke:) 'Cause I'm inviting you to the party, pal
Think we're gonna be great pals
(Both:) Al and John, John and Al

Staten Island Ferry

Jocelyn, Julie, Rupa and Courtney Wheeler - Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl

(Jocelyn, Julie and Rupa:) This is a boat, a boat that is a ferry
Ferry on the water, Staten Island Ferry

(Courtney:) I'm a working girl, a workin' working girl, I'm a girl who's working
I work in New York City

Barefoot Cop

Gene - Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl

I'am a barefoot cop, oh....

Coffee

Courtney, Jocelyn, Julie - Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl

(Courtney:) Coffee, coffee, coffee's all I get ((Jocelyn and Julie:)Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee)
How'm I gonna get ahead (Coffee, coffee)

Grubin'

Gene - Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl

I'm Grubin', I'm Hans Gruber and I'm Grubin'
And sometimes that can mean shootin', Mr. Takagi in the head

Trask Industries

Tina - Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl

(Tina:) Hey, this is Katherine, you work for me
I've broken my leg while trying to ski
Do me a favor and fill in for me
Even though I stole your radio deal idea For Trask Industries

Fight Scene

Gene - Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl

Fight scene, fight scene, we're gonna have a fight scene

Head for Business

Courtney and Jimmy, Jr. - Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl

(Courtney:) I have a head for business and a bod for sin
(Jimmy, Jr.) Well I want both, so count me in!

The Life of the Wife of a Cop

Gene - Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl

Oh, the life of the wife of a cop
Makes my head spin around like a top
He's always (inaudible under speech)
I'm Holly Gennero McClane

That Johnny McClane's driving this gal insane
Oh, the life of the wife of a cop

Agent Johnson

Andy and Ollie Pesto - Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl

(Andy:) I'm Agent Johnson
(Ollie:) And I'm Agent Johnson
(Both:) And we're from the FBI
(Andy:) I'm Johnson
(Ollie:) He's Johnson!
(Andy:) He's Johnson
(Ollie:) I'm Johnson!
(Both:) Two fancy-footed federal guys

(Rudy:) I might just be a local cop, but will you guys back off me? (Jocelyn:) Things are getting pretty tense, does anybody want coffee?

Maybe There's a Tower

All - Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl

Maybe there's a tower, somewhere up above
Filled with bearer bonds and love, where dreams don't die hard
Maybe there's a tower, somewhere up above
Filled with shoulder pads and love Where dreams can fly hard
(Courtney and Gene:) But until we can live in that imaginary world
We'll work hard or die trying, girl.

You're Best Friend

Linda and Teddy - Friends With Burger-fits

(Linda:) He crashes on your couch when he loses his job
A guy pulls a knife, and you jump in front
You take the blade right in the gut!
Ow! Then he holds your hand till the medic comes

You feed him soup when he breaks his jaw
You help him pee when he has that thing
He's your best friend.

(Teddy:) He crashes on your couch when he loses his job
He helps you pee when you've got that thing
He's your best friend

(Both:) Your best friend!

Christmas Magic

Linda and Teddy - Father of the Bob

(Linda:) Christmas magic
(Teddy:) Christmas magic
(Linda:) This time of year
(Teddy:) This time of year
(Linda:) And all the cold hungry people
(Teddy:) All those cold hungry people
(Linda:) They're dying in the streets
(Teddy:) They're dying in the streets
(Linda:) Me and my family will be warm tonight

Happy/Crappy Place

Bob, Linda, Louise Belcher and Plants - Late Afternoon in the Garden of Bob & Louise

(Bob:) Tomatoes and sweet peas and green beans It's a dream come true
(Linda:) I wanna take her stupid neck And wring it
(Louise:) That's what I want to do, too, but with him
(Bob:) The only thing greener than these plants is my thumb
(Linda and Louise:) How did we ever get stuck with these bums? The restaurants now a crappy place
(Bob:) I think I found my happy place
I'm like a British Lady in my garden And my plants agree
(Plants:) Mm-hmm!
(Louise:) He's the most annoying person that was ever born
(Linda:) Oh, God, she brought her own tea
(Bob:) I'm the world's greatest farmer Things are growing so well (Linda and Louise:) We're living in our own personal hell The restaurant's now a crappy place
(Bob:) I think I found my happy
(Linda and Louise:) The restaurant's now a crappy, crappy, crappy, crappy
(Bob:) Happy, happy, happy, happy Place.

Darryl's Song

Darryl - Can't Buy Me Math

Girl I wish you were in all my classes (Classes)
And when we kiss We hit our glasses (Glasses)
Now let's slow dance Like molasses (Molasses)
Like mo-oh-oh-la-a-a-a-a-a-asses
Thank you, good night!

Millie's School Anthem

Wagstaff School choir - The Millie-churian Candidate

Millie and Louise (x4)

Millie and Louise Overture

Wagstaff School marching band - The Millie-churian Candidate

Instrumental

Jimmy, Jr. Pesto

Jimmy Pesto, Jr., Gene, Tina, Louise and Zeke

(Jimmy, Jr.:) I'm Jimmy, Jr. Pesto
You know I am the best-o
I'm cooler than the rest-o
(Gene(spoken):) He wrote the hot guy manifesto

(Gene, Tina, Louise, Zeke:) We wish we were Jimmy, Jr. Pesto

(Jimmy, Jr.(spoken):) Key change

(Jimmy, Jr.:) I'm Jimmy, Jr. Pesto
You know me from the vest-o
And I'm on the questo-o
(Tina(spoken):) To be the president-o

(Jimmy, Jr.:) You wish you were Jimmy, Jr. Pesto

Nothin' but the Bun

Linda - The Gayle Tales

Oh, the sheriff had a piggy and he was mighty mad
He saw me a-coming and my wiener he did grab
Now I can't quit cryin' and life just ain't no fun
'Cause a fat dog ate my hot dog and I got nothin' but the bun

Lipstick on his Pickup

Gayle - The Gayle Tales

There's lipstick on his pickup, there's mascara on the wheels
I looked inside the glove box and I found a red high heel

I'll Trade You

Linda - The Gayle Tales

I'll trade you these tears for a couple of beers and this snot for a shot of whiskey
I'll trade you these lips for a couple of sips but you better not get too frisky

I Won't Go Solo on You

Gayle and Gene - The Gayle Tales

(Gayle:) Well, I got to use the restroom but there ain't a stall for two
So squeeze on in and don't breathe in 'cause I won't go solo on you

(Gene:) Well, I'd like to eat spaghetti but you want vindaloo
So I'll leave in a hurry and order some curry 'cause I won't go solo on you

(Both:) You and me we're together through and through
So if you move to China, I'll be right behind ya
'cause I won't go solo on you

Ring, Ring

Tina - L'il Hard Dad

Ring, ring, who's this calling on the phone?
It's the Wild, is anybody home?

Tapping

Linda - L'il Hard Dad

And a tap and a tap and a tap-tap-tap
And we're tapping and we're spinning and we're spinning and we're tapping
And a shimmy tap, a shimmy tap
A scooby tap, a scooby tap, a wiggle tap, a jiggle tap
And a shibba-dabba, shibba-dabba scooba-dooba-doo
And no one's even looking at you, what you didn't do
And a-scabba-dooba-scabba-dooba, scabba-dooba-day
And the book report's over, and you got yourself an "A"!

The Call of the Wild

Linda - L'il Hard Dad

Up here in the Klondike, it can get pretty cold
The other dogs are looking fierce so it's time to get bold
But when life gets tough, well, you just got to smile
And better answer that phone 'cause it's the call of the wild!

Date Night

Linda - Adventures In Chinchilla-sitting

Date night tonight, gonna go out, get some food
Have a few drinks, forget we have kids for a little bit, la, yeah
Date night tonight, yeah, gonna go out, get some food
Have a few drinks, forget we have kids for a little bit
Gonna go out, get some food
Have a few drinks, forget we have kids for a little bit, la, yeah (It's just what we do)
Date night, date night, date night, gonna go out

Don't You Like Cotton Candy

Unknown - The Runway Club

Don't you love cotton candy?
It's made of cotton and also candy
If your fingers get sticky
Eat off your hand, lickety-licky

Don't you love cotton candy?
Ah, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't you love cotton candy?
Oh, yeah

Burgers and Fries

Tina, Gene and Louise - Itty Bitty Ditty Committee

(Gene:) I want some burgers and fries, I want some burgers and fries
Well, there's some right here
(Tina and Louise:) Don't you tell me no lies!

Lenny Ate a Penny

Darryl - Itty Bitty Ditty Committee

His name is Lenny, it is not Jenny
One time he ate a penny, and he thought nobody saw

Ms. Merkin Plays Gene Out

Ms. Merkin - Itty Bitty Ditty Committee

He's a-leavin' little early, but that's okay
He seems real depressed and a...

I Don't Need Music Anymore

Gene - Itty Bitty Ditty Committee

Maybe I'll be a baker, or a candlestick maker
Maybe I'll be a potter, or a teacher like "Welcome Back, Kotter"
Maybe I'll juggle or maybe I'll juice
Be a Top Gun and be friends with Goose
One thing I know for sure

I don't need music I don't need you anymore
I don't need music I'm gonna kick you right out the door
I Don't Need Music Anymore!

Keyboard

Unknown - Itty Bitty Ditty Committee

Keyboard, my keyboard
Keyboard, my keyboard

BM in the PM

Tim - Eat, Spray, Linda

BM in the PM, she does her
BM in the PM
Not number one, number two
It's a potpourri for you and me, yeah (she does her)
BM in the PM, you gotta (BM, PM)
BM in the PM (When she gotta go, yeah, she gotta go, yeah)
BM in the PM (She gotta go, yeah, when she gotta go, yeah)
'Cause when she gotta go, she gotta go
She does her BM

Helen

Teddy - Housetrap

I'm falling for Helen and there's no tellin'
Just how far a fella can fall for sure-fitted, strong-armed, wild-eyed widow like Helen
Buh, buh-dah-dah, buh-duhm there's no tellin'
Just how far a fella can fall for a pill-poppin', home-wreckin' long-necked widow like Helen
Bah, bah-dah-dah, bump-ba Bah, da, bah-dah-dah, ba, bup (I'm falling for Helen).

Others

Cosmos is On

The Belcher Family - Bento Box Entertainment YouTube channel

(Louise:) We've got some new to share so let's have a talk

(Tina:) In March and April and May were on at seven o'clock

(All:) But it's not our faaaaaaaaaaault, it's not our fault

It's 'cause Cosmos is ooooooooooooooon, It's 'cause Cosmos is ooooooooooooooon


Stayin' Up Till Midnight

The Belcher Family - Behind Bob's Burgers YouTube channel

(Louise:) Stayin' up till Midnight

(Tina:) Stayin' up till Midnight

(Louise:) Stayin' up till Midnight, Uhh!

(Gene:) Stayin' up till Midnight, Uhh!

(Louise:) On New Years Eve its alright

(Bob and Linda:) On New Years Eve its alright

(Louise:) You get to stay up after Midnight

(Bob, Linda and Gene:) You get to stay up after Midnight

(Tina:) But I'm tired, uh so tired

(Louise:) No! Stayin' up till midnight

(Tina joins in:) Stayin' up till midnight

(Louise:) Uhh!

(Gene joins in:) Stayin; up till midnight

(Linda joins in:) Stayin' up till midnight

(All:) Stayin' up till Midnight (x2)

Real Songs

Season 1

If You Were Here

Thompson Twins - Sheesh! Cab, Bob?

Playing when Tina kisses Jimmy Jr.

Season 2

The Ballad of Gilligan's Island

Linda (written by Sherwood Schwartz and George Wyle) - Burgerboss

Linda hums the tune when she arrives at the yacht club.

One Way or Another

Gayle (originally performed by Blondie) - Dr. Yap (Episode)

Playing when Gayle attempts to seduce Bob repeatedly.

Stuck in the Middle With You

Stealers Wheel - Moody Foodie

Plays while Reggie gives the Moody Foodie a wet Willie.

Fantasy

Earth, Wind and Fire - Bad Tina

Playing when Tina reads out her friend fiction to the school.

Season 3

Nisi Dominus

Vivaldi - Ear-sy Rider

Plays while Louise searches for her hat and ends up at the dump.

Amazing Grace

Teddy (written by John Newton) - Full Bars

Sung by Teddy (with erroneous lyrics) when he buries his guinea pig, Frances.

We Go Together

Courtney Wheeler (originally from the musical "Grease") - The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene

Playing during a montage where Courtney attempts to get close to Gene.

Father Christmas

The Kinks - God Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins

Plays during a montage of Chet's window displays.

Silent Night

Unknown (written by Franz Xaver Gruber and Joseph Mohr)

Plays while Chet thinks about Nadine.

You're the Best

Hugo Habercore (originally performed by Joe Esposito) - Nude Beach

Plays during a montage of Bob and Hugo competing in the 'Nudecathlon'.

Concerto No. 2 in G minor, Op. 8, RV 315

From Vivaldi's "Four Seasons" - O.T.: The Outside Toilet

Plays when Gene activates the bidet function on the toilet. tune is later whistled by both Gene and Tim Jones (Max Flush).

Baby Hold On

Eddie Money - O.T.: The Outside Toilet

Plays when Gene says "that's what I call easy money", the toilet misinterprets it as 'Eddie Money' and proceeds to play the track. A cover version of the song performed by John Roberts plays over the end credits.

Fame

Irene Cara - Two for Tina

Plays on the radio while Josh and his classmates practice their streetdancing.

24 Caprices for Solo Violin, Op. 1 No. 4 in C minor: Maestoso

Paganini - The Kids Run the Restaurant

Plays during Bob and Mr Fischoeder's game of Rock Paper Scissors.

The Star Spangled Banner

Tina (National anthem of the United States of America) - The Unnatural

Sung by Tina before the baseball game Bob organizes to prove that the Deuce is a fake.

Season 4

Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)

John Roberts (originally performed by C+C Music Factory feat. Freedom Williams) - A River Runs Through Bob

An easy listening cover of the 1990 hit plays when the camping couple begin their 'ritual trust', introduced as their ritual trust music.

You Oughta Know

Bob (originally performed by Alanis Morissette) - My Big Fat Greek Bob

Bob sings the song on the karaoke machine after joining the students for some beer at the frat house.

March No. 1 in D

Linda (From Elgar's "Pomp and Circumstance Marches") - Bob and Deliver

Linda sings about Teddy graduating to the tune of the "Land of Hope and Glory" section.

Jingle Bells

Linda, Tina, Gene and Louise (written by James Lord Pierpoint) - Christmas in the Car

Linda sings the song while honking the horn to get Gary (unseen at this point) to stop honking his.

Silent Night

Linda (written by Franz Xaver Gruber and Joseph Mohr) - Christmas in the Car

Linda sings the song after the clock strikes midnight, she is interrupted by Gary's truck reversing into the car leading her to sing "Holy craaap" rather than "Holy night". Second appearance in the series.

Macarena

Unknown, with additional instrumentation from The Klezbians (originally performed by Los Del Rio) - Mazel-Tina

Performed by The Klezbians as part of the Bat Mitzvah entertainment

Chicken Dance

The Klezbians (written by Werner Thomas) - Mazel-Tina

Performed by The Klezbians as part of the Bat Mitzvah entertainment

Hava Nagila

Tina (traditional) - Mazel-Tina

Sung by Tina over the end credits, instrumental version plays during Tammy's hora.

The Streets of Cairo

Teddy (Sol Bloom) - Uncle Teddy

Sung by Teddy with lyrics about there possibly being underwear being in the pipe under the kitchen sink

Season 5

Dim All the Lights

Donna Summer (with Bob singing over) - Dawn of the Peck

Bob puts the song on while at home alone, he begins to dance and sing to it.

Adagio in G minor

Albinoni - Dawn of the Peck

Plays during Bob's soliloquy with the turkey baster.

Love Is in Control (Finger on the Trigger)

Donna Summer (with Bob singing over) - Dawn of the Peck

Plays over the end credits, again with Bob singing and dancing.

The Jack

AC/DC - Can't Buy Me Math

Plays on the radio while Bob stripteases.

Wonder

Natalie Merchant (sung by Teddy) - The Millie-churian Candidate

Sung by Teddy over the end credits.

Ride of the Valkyries

Richard Wagner - L'il Hard Dad

Plays during the helicopter battle, a reference to Apocalypse Now.

Maneater

Hall and Oates - Itty Bitty Ditty Committee

Sung by Darryl in the computer lab.

Up, Up and Away

Nancy Sinatra - The Oeder Games

Played during the montage of Bob defeating the other tenants.

99 Red Balloons

Nena - The Oeder Games

Sung by the cast over the end credits.

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