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Season 1

Da-Ding-Ding

Gene, Linda and Bob Belcher - Burger Wars

(Gene:) Da-ding-ding

  • Repeat several times*

Da-ding-ding-dong

a-dinga-a-dinga-a-dinga-a-ding

a-dinga-a-dinga-a-DOONG!

(Linda:) A ding-dong

Bobby go!

C'mon Bob, show us your ding-ding!

(Bob:) Ding-ding

Da-ding-ding

DADADADADADADADA-DING!


Weekend at Mort's

The Belcher Family - Weekend at Mort's Weekend at Mort's

We're gonna have a weekend at Mort's

(Louise only) Uh! Uh! Uh!

Weekend at Mort's

We're gonna have a weekend at Mort's


Wingman

Ron - Lobsterfest Wingman

Soaring with the eagles

Wingman

He's trying to help you out

Wingman

Wingman

Wingman

Wingman

Wingmaaan

Season 2

Taffy Butt

Cyndi Lauper - The Belchies

Teddy was right about the treasure In the butt

The next day you will see Taff is washed up on the beach

And, oh, my God, is that a gold bar?

The wave just washed him out far The kids didn't look close enough In the taffy butt.

You have a taffy butt.

There's treasure in that butt.

I want that taffy butt.

Ay yi yi yi yi!

Taffy butt.

It's such a... taffy butt!

There's gold there in that butt.

Give me some taffy butt. Ay yi yi yi yi! Taffy butt.

Oh, I want the taffy butt.

Give me, give me, Give me some taffy butt.

Ay yi yi yi yi!


Bad Girls

Unknown - Bad Tina


Bad girls don't like to go to Dog Prom


and bad girls don't wanna pay for lip balm


I don't wanna be this bad


I don't wanna be this bad


Hey! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!


Season 3

Candy!

Unknown - Full Bars

Candy!

candycandycandycandycandycandycandycandycandycandy

Candy! Candy!

Candy! Candy!

Candy! Candy!

Candy!


Diarrhea

Linda Belcher - Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks

Running down the gutter with a piece of bread and butter

Diarrhea *two raspberries*

Diarrhea *two raspberries*

Running down the gutter with a piece of bread and butter

Diarrhea *two raspberries*

Diarrhea *two raspberries*

Some people think it's funny but it's reall wet and runny

Diarrhea *two raspberries*

Diarrhea *two raspberries*

Sorry we're late. Bob had diarrhea! *Laughs* What?

(Gene:) I love you mom.


Pass The Cranberry Sauce

Linda Belcher - An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal

Pass the cranberry sauce

We're having mashed potatoes!

Oh the turkey looks great

Thank you for loving me (Bob: Lin)

Thank you for being there (Please)

Thank you for loving me (Oh god)

Everyone's thankin'

The whole world's thankin' you (Lin, stop, please, stop)

Thankin' us for thankin' you

Kill the turkey (Lin!)


Two People

Linda Belcher - My Fuzzy Valentine

Two people,

Together forever,

Security in life

Someone to love ya,

Instead of being all alone,

Such a lonely existence - I'd kill myself!

Pip's Potato Chips Jingle

Doug - The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene

Pop in a Pip's (???) potato chips CRUNCH!


Bob's Burgers Jingle

Gene - The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene

Have a feast,

For your face,

Have a burger at Bald Bob's!


Mort's Jingle

Gene & Mort - The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene

If you got yourself a stiff

Don't dump it in a ditch

Take your corpse to Mort's

(Mort:) THAT'S ME!


Break up with Courtney Song

Louise - The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene

Told you to break up with Courtney

and you didn't listen

and now you're stuck with her forever

SO SUCK IT!

Big Old Buns

Doug - The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene

Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum

Blazing beef, and big old buns!

Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-BUN-BUN!

Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum BUN-BUN!


T.I.N.A.

Jimmy Pesto - Two for Tina

T is for the way you take my breath away

I is for the way I like it when you take my breath away

N is for noone else takes my breath away

and A is for Asthma that is a disease that takes people's breath away!


Girls Being Girls

Gene - The Kids Run the Restaurant

Girls, being girls, being girls, being girls

Season 4

Candy Randy

Unknown - Fort Night

Who's that guy He knows all the sweets

Who's that guy He mapped out the streets

Candy Randy

It's my favorite blog Just don't tell my mom.

Derek Dematopolis

Gayle and Linda - Purple Rain-union

Derek Dematopolis Your neck hair makes me weak. Won’t you enter my Acropolis and make my yogurt Greek?

Derek. Derek. Let’s you and me make a we-union. Derek. Derek. Let’s you and me make a we-union.

To-night. To-night. To-night. To-night.

Slumber Party Fashion Show

Unknown - Slumber Party

Slumber party fashion show Lookin’ good from head to toe Slumber party fashion show Lookin’ good from head to toe Slumber party fashion show Lookin’ good from head to toe Slumber party fashion show Ooh! Ah Ooh! Ah  Ooh! Ah  Ooh! Ah

It’s Not Magic, It’s Tragic

Unknown - Presto Tina-o

It’s not magic, it’s tragic. Ooh, she’ll take the straitjacket. It’s not magic, it’s tragic.

(scatting)

It’s not magic, it’s tragic. Ooh, she’ll take the straitjacket. Abracadabra-ca-dab!

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