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Original Songs

Season 1

Da-Ding-Ding

Gene, Linda and Bob Belcher - Burger Wars

(Gene:) Da-ding-ding

  • Repeat several times*

Da-ding-ding-dong

a-dinga-a-dinga-a-dinga-a-ding

a-dinga-a-dinga-a-DOONG!

(Linda:) A ding-dong

Bobby go!

C'mon Bob, show us your ding-ding!

(Bob:) Ding-ding

Da-ding-ding

DADADADADADADADA-DING!


Weekend at Mort's

The Belcher Family - Weekend at Mort's Weekend at Mort's

We're gonna have a weekend at Mort's

(Louise only) Uh! Uh! Uh!

Weekend at Mort's

We're gonna have a weekend at Mort's


Wingman

Ron - Lobsterfest Wingman

Soaring with the eagles

Wingman

He's trying to help you out

Wingman

Wingman

Wingman

Wingman

Wingmaaan

Season 2

Taffy Butt

Cyndi Lauper - The Belchies

Teddy was right about the treasure In the butt

The next day you will see Taff is washed up on the beach

And, oh, my God, is that a gold bar?

The wave just washed him out far The kids didn't look close enough In the taffy butt.

You have a taffy butt.

There's treasure in that butt.

I want that taffy butt.

Ay yi yi yi yi!

Taffy butt.

It's such a... taffy butt!

There's gold there in that butt.

Give me some taffy butt. Ay yi yi yi yi! Taffy butt.

Oh, I want the taffy butt.

Give me, give me, Give me some taffy butt.

Ay yi yi yi yi!


Bad Girls

Unknown - Bad Tina, St. Vincent - Bob's Buskers link, (bold denotes parts only sung in episode)


Bad girls don't like to go to Dog Prom

and bad girls don't wanna pay for lip balm

I don't wanna be this bad

I don't wanna be this bad

Bad girls make mean announcements at lunch

and bad girls think that you're being a boob punch

I don't wanna be this bad

I don't wanna be this bad

Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!

Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!

Bad girls like to fight with their moms

and bad girls don't use pads as tampons

I don't wanna be this bad

I don't wanna be this bad

Bad girls don't wanna go to college

and bad girls rip off all your doll's heads

I don't wanna be this bad

I don't wanna be this bad

Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!

Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!

(spoken:) I was always the good girl, but then I fell in with the wrong crowd. Now I'm mouthing off to my mom and skipping school. Are the boys and their cute butts really worth all this? WATCHOUT!!!!

(sung:) Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!

Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!

Season 3

Candy!

Unknown - Full Bars

Candy!

candycandycandycandycandycandycandycandycandycandy

Candy! Candy!

Candy! Candy!

Candy! Candy!

Candy!


Diarrhea

Linda Belcher - Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks

Running down the gutter with a piece of bread and butter

Diarrhea *two raspberries*

Diarrhea *two raspberries*

Running down the gutter with a piece of bread and butter

Diarrhea *two raspberries*

Diarrhea *two raspberries*

Some people think it's funny but it's reall wet and runny

Diarrhea *two raspberries*

Diarrhea *two raspberries*

Sorry we're late. Bob had diarrhea! *Laughs* What?

(Gene:) I love you mom.


Pass The Cranberry Sauce

Linda Belcher - An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal

Pass the cranberry sauce

We're having mashed potatoes!

Oh the turkey looks great

Thank you for loving me (Bob: Lin)

Thank you for being there (Please)

Thank you for loving me (Oh god)

Everyone's thankin'

The whole world's thankin' you (Lin, stop, please, stop)

Thankin' us for thankin' you

Kill the turkey (Lin!)


Pip's Potato Chips Jingle

Doug - The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene

Pop in a Pip's (???) potato chips CRUNCH!


Bob's Burgers Jingle

Gene - The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene

Have a feast,
For your face,
Have a burger at Bald Bob's!

Mort's Jingle

Gene & Mort - The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene

If you got yourself a stiff
Don't dump it in a ditch
Take your corpse to Mort's
(Mort:) THAT'S ME!

Break up with Courtney Song

Louise - The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene

Told you to break up with Courtney
and you didn't listen
and now you're stuck with her forever
SO SUCK IT!

Big Old Buns

Doug - The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene

Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
Blazing beef, and big old buns!
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-BUN-BUN!
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum BUN-BUN!

Two People

Linda Belcher - My Fuzzy Valentine

Two people,
Together forever,
Security in life
Someone to love ya,
Instead of being all alone,
Such a lonely existence - I'd kill myself!

Electric Love

(see 'Electric Love')

T.I.N.A.

Jimmy Pesto - Two for Tina

T is for the way you take my breath away
I is for the way I like it when you take my breath away
N is for noone else takes my breath away
and A is for Asthma that is a disease that takes people's breath away!

Going to Florida

Linda - It Snakes a Village

Going to Florida
Going to Florida
Sunshiney, Florida now-ow
Going to Florida
Florida, Florida
Everyone's going somehow
Going to Florida
Tropical Florida
Manatees Florida now.

Gene's Snake Song

Gene - It Snakes a Village

I'm not afraid of ghosts
I'm not afraid of sharks
I'm not afraid of cancer
I'm just afraid of snakes
They really creep me out
Where are their arms and legs?
It's not okay!

Girls Being Girls

Gene - The Kids Run the Restaurant

Girls, being girls, being girls, being girls, girl group


The Kids Run the Restaurant

Linda - The Kids Run the Restaurant

(spoken:) Hit it. Oh, he did. (sung:) When Bob sees blood and screams and passes out
Then Mr. Fisch checks in and cashes out
What more do you want when kids run the restaurant?
(spoken:) Hey, sailor.
Ooh, nice pants.
(sung:) Marshmallow played a game of Surgery Sam
And all this 'cause Bob cut his hand
What more do you want when kids run the restaurant?

Linda's chanting remix

Linda, boys, girls - Carpe Museum

(Linda:) Boom, chaka, boom, chaka, boom, boom, boom
(Boys and Girls:) Boom, chaka, boom, chaka, boom, boom, boom
(Linda:) Weeda, weeda, weina, weina, weina, wang
(Boys and Girls:) Weeda, weeda, weina, weina, weina, wang
(Linda:) Boys are from Mars,
Girls are from Venus,
I've got a yum-yum, you've got a penis
(Boys:)Boys are from Mars
(Girls:) Girls are from Venus
(Boys and Girls:) I've got a yum-yum, you've got a penis
(Linda:) Boom, chaka, boom, chaka, wang
(Boys and Girls:) Boom, chaka, boom, chaka, wang
(Linda:) Weeda, weeda, weina, boom, boom, boom
(Boys and Girls:) Weeda, weeda, weina, boom, boom, boom
(Linda:) Chaka, weina, wang, weina, chaka, weina
(Boys and Girls:) Chaka, weina, wang, weina, chaka, weina
(Linda:) Boom, chaka, wang, weina, boom, boom
(Boys and Girls:) Boom, chaka, wang, weina, boom, boom
(Linda:) Shake your hips, wiggle your butt Drop your pants, pick 'em back up
Weeda, weeda, weina, chaka, weeda, weeda, weina, chaka Weeda, weeda, weina, chaka, weeda, weeda

It's electric

Unknown, Tina - The Unnatural

You can't see it It's electric!
(Tina:) Boogie woogie woogie
You gotta feel it It's electric!
Ooh, it's shakin' It's electric!
(Tina:) Boogie woogie woogie
????????????????????? She sure got the boogie
Now you can't hold it It's electric!
(Tina:) Boogie woogie woogie

Season 4

Kids, We're Coming For You

Unknown - A River Runs Through Bob

Kids, we're coming for you
Underwear, flying in the air
We're coming for you, now we're falling
We're snacking and tubing and laughing and splashing and craaaaaaaaawling

Thundergirls skit song

Thundergirls troop leader and Thundergirls - A River Runs Through Bob

Rain, rain
flash, flash
Thundergirls wear a Thunder, uhh, sash.

Tina's Thundergirl Song

Tina Belcher - A River Runs Through Bob

(Sample from Thundergirls skit song)

Honor, friendship, trust, integrity
french braids, sunscreen, skits and jellybeans (repeat sample)
Tundergirls are vowed to sing this song of nature, friends and things.
(spoken:) I'll be a thundergirl, till I'm six feet under-girl, uhh, that's right, I'll be a Th...

Candy Randy

Unknown - Fort Night

Who's that guy He knows all the sweets

Who's that guy He mapped out the streets

Candy Randy

It's my favorite blog Just don't tell my mom.

Quickie Kiss It

Unknown - Seaplane!

Quicky Kiss-it
Quicky Kiss-it
Quicky Kiss-it
Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah
Quicky Kiss-it
Whoo! Quicky Kiss-it
She's kissin', she's kissin'
She's kissin' so quick
Quicky Kiss-it
Ooh! Quicky Kiss-it
Uh-huh, Quicky Kiss-it Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah
Quicky Kiss-it, Uh-huh, Quicky Kiss-it Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah

Derek Dematopolis

Gayle and Linda - Purple Rain-union

Derek Dematopolis
Your neck hair makes me weak.
Won’t you enter my Acropolis
and make my yogurt Greek?

Derek. Derek.
Let’s you and me make a we-union.
Derek. Derek.
Let’s you and me make a we-union.

To-night.
To-night.
To-night.
To-night.

2 out of 5

Linda-Purple Rain-union

I’ve still got 2 out of 5, I’ve still got 2 out of 5, I’ve still got 2 out of 5 sexy parts

I’ve still got my sexy parts, and I’ve got 2 out of 5, I’ve still got 2 out of 5

This is down here but it should be up there This is kind of loose and I think it might tear This is lumpy Yeah it’s lumpy This is saggy Yeah it’s flabby

When I bend down I pee a little bit But it’s not bad Not bad for having three kids! Or three cats!

Jingle in the Jungle

Unknown - Christmas in the Car

Hoo, ha, hoo, ha (animal screeching) Hoo, ha, hoo, ha
Jingle in the jungle, hope you bringle me a bundle
Tingle on my tingle Santa, bring my favorite thingles
Some mittens for the monkeys but make sure they're pretty funky
Some leggings for the lion, but remember he's size nine
Frogs and gators and monkeys immense
Everybody jingle to the jungle dance
We have candles and lights and jingle

Slumber Party Fashion Show

Unknown - Slumber Party

Slumber party fashion show
Lookin’ good from head to toe
Slumber party fashion show
Lookin’ good from head to toe
Slumber party fashion show
Lookin’ good from head to toe
Slumber party fashion show
Ooh! Ah
Ooh! Ah
Ooh! Ah
Ooh! Ah

It’s Not Magic, It’s Tragic

Unknown - Presto Tina-o

It’s not magic, it’s tragic.
Ooh, she’ll take the straitjacket.
It’s not magic, it’s tragic.

(scatting)

It’s not magic, it’s tragic.
Ooh, she’ll take the straitjacket.
Abracadabra-ca-dab!

"The Equestranauts" theme song

The Belcher Family and Teddy

A bond of friendship, greater than any force in the universe,
A bond of friendship, greater than any force in the universe
Mini and Peggy-sis, flying in clouds so high
Headhorn and Chariot, come to my place tonight
Equestranauts, we're brothers forever
Equestranauts, we're bonded together
Bonded together, Equestranauts
Equestranauts

Others

Cosmos is On

The Belcher Family - Bento Box Entertainment YouTube channel

(Louise:) We've got some new to share so let's have a talk

(Tina:) In March and April and May were on at seven o'clock

(All:) But it's not our faaaaaaaaaaault, it's not our fault

It's 'cause Cosmos is ooooooooooooooon, It's 'cause Cosmos is ooooooooooooooon


Stayin' Up Till Midnight

The Belcher Family - Behind Bob's Burgers YouTube channel

(Louise:) Stayin' up till Midnight

(Tina:) Stayin' up till Midnight

(Louise:) Stayin' up till Midnight, Uhh!

(Gene:) Stayin' up till Midnight, Uhh!

(Louise:) On New Years Eve its alright

(Bob and Linda:) On New Years Eve its alright

(Louise:) You get to stay up after Midnight

(Bob, Linda and Gene:) You get to stay up after Midnight

(Tina:) But I'm tired, uh so tired

(Louise:) No! Stayin' up till midnight

(Tina joins in:) Stayin' up till midnight

(Louise:) Uhh!

(Gene joins in:) Stayin; up till midnight

(Linda joins in:) Stayin' up till midnight

(All:) Stayin' up till Midnight (x2)

Real Songs

Season 1

If You Were Here

Thompson Twins - Sheesh! Cab, Bob?

Playing when Tina kisses Jimmy Jr.

Season 2

The Ballad of Gilligan's Island

Linda (written by Sherwood Schwartz and George Wyle) - Burgerboss

Linda hums the tune when she arrives at the yacht club.

One Way or Another

Gayle (originally performed by Blondie) - Dr. Yap (Episode)

Playing when Gayle attempts to seduce Bob repeatedly.

Fantasy

Earth, Wind and Fire - Bad Tina

Playing when Tina reads out her friend fiction to the school.

Season 3

We Go Together

Courtney Wheeler (originally from the musical "Grease") - The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene

Playing during a montage where Courtney attempts to get close to Gene.

Father Christmas

The Kinks - God Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins

Plays during a montage of Chet's window displays.

You're the Best

Hugo Habercore (originally performed by Joe Esposito) - Nude Beach

Plays during a montage of Bob and Hugo competing in the 'Nudecathlon'.

Concerto No. 2 in G minor, Op. 8, RV 315

From Vivaldi's "Four Seasons" - O.T.: The Outside Toilet

Plays when Gene activates the bidet function on the toilet. tune is later whistled by both Gene and Tim Jones (Max Flush).

Baby Hold On

Eddie Money - O.T.: The Outside Toilet

Plays when Gene says "that's what I call easy money", the toilet misinterprets it as 'Eddie Money' and proceeds to play the track. A cover version of the song performed by John Roberts plays over the end credits.

The Star Spangled Banner

Tina (National anthem of the United States of America)

Sung by Tina before the baseball game Bob organizes to prove that the Deuce is a fake.

Season 4

Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)

John Roberts (originally performed by C+C Music Factory feat. Freedom Williams) - A River Runs Through Bob

An easy listening cover of the 1990 hit plays when the camping couple begin their 'ritual trust', introduced as their ritual trust music.

You Oughta Know

Bob (originally performed by Alanis Morissette)

Bob sings the song on the karaoke machine after joining the students for some beer at the frat house.

Jingle Bells

Linda, Tina, Gene and Louise (written by James Lord Pierpoint)

Linda sings the song while honking the horn to get Gary (unseen at this point) to stop honking his.

Macarena

Unknown, with additional instrumentation from The Klezbians (originally performed by Los Del Rio) - Mazel-Tina

Performed by the Klezbians as part of the Bat Mitzvah entertainment

Chicken Dance

The Klezbians (written by Werner Thomas) - Mazel-Tina

Performed by the Klezbians as part of the Bat Mitzvah entertainment

Hava Nagila

Tina (traditional) - Mazel-Tina

Sung by Tina over the end credits, instrumental version plays during Tammy's hora.

Season 5

Dim All the Lights

Donna Summer (with Bob singing over) - Dawn of the Peck

Bob puts the song on while at home alone, he begins to dance and sing to it.

Love Is in Control (Finger on the Trigger)

Donna Summer (with Bob singing over) - Dawn of the Peck

Plays over the end credits, again with Bob singing and dancing.

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