Mother Goose's Discount Petting Zoo is a rundown petting zoo that is owned and operated by a couple who were filmed for Randy Watkins' documentary Dial M for Murder. They advertise their business while being filmed and later ask Randy to confirm that he keeps Moo-Lissa tied up outside while filming. They later steal Moo-lissa and take him to their zoo.
- Baa Baa Black Sheep (A white sheep covered in tar)
- Hickory Dickory Dock (Two mice acting as a pendulum to a grandfather clock)
- This Little Piggy Went to Market (A pig tied to a shopping cart)
- The Cow Jumped Over the Moon (Moo-Lissa with a moon model tied around his waist)