Couch Burners
The Couch Burners are a band that appear in Sacred Couch. They acquire the Belchers old couch from Teddy so they can shoot a flyer for a show at The Ear Drum. They agree to give the couch back after the family offer the non-returnable floor model couch bought at Sofa Queen.


  • Despite it not being mentioned which instruments either of the members play, a cast list posted by John Roberts mentions that Keegan-Michael Key voices the bass player and Jordan Peele character voices the singer.[1]
  • They were formerly known as Melon Smashers and Vase Breakers.
  • Their only known song is called "If You Love Something, Set it on Fire".