Sacred Couch. They acquire the Belchers old couch from Teddy so they can shoot a flyer for a show at The Ear Drum. They agree to give the couch back after the family offer the non-returnable floor model couch bought at Sofa Queen.
- Despite it not being mentioned which instruments either of the members play, a cast list posted by John Roberts mentions that Keegan-Michael Key voices the bass player and Jordan Peele character voices the singer.
- They were formerly known as Melon Smashers and Vase Breakers.
- Their only known song is called "If You Love Something, Set it on Fire".