The Burger of the Day is one of the running gags on Bob's Burgers. It refers to the various puns and word play featured as the "special" burgers in (almost) every episode of Bob's Burgers. Bob and Louise are the creative minds behind these punderful burger titles; Bob's offerings are always "family-friendly," while Louise's (when she's able to sneak them on the board) are almost always completely inappropriate. Burger of the Day specials are priced at $5.95 unless otherwise noted. The following is a list of each episode, and its corresponding burger(s) of the day.
- "New Bacon-ings" - Comes with Bacon
- A pun on the phrase "New Beginnings."
- This is the only Burger of the Day to have quotation marks.
- The Child Molester - Comes with Candy!
- A reference to child molesters' using candy to lure their victims.
- This was written by Louise.
- Foot Feta-ish Burger
- Mission A-Corn-Plished Burger - Comes with Corn Salsa.
- Pun on the phrase "Mission accomplished."
- Pepper Don't Preach Burger
- A pun on the song by Madonna entitled "Papa Don't Preach."
- Rest in Peas Burger
Sexy Dance Fighting
- Fig-eta Bout It Burger
- A pun on the phrase "Forget about it."
- Chevre Which Way But Loose Burger
- A pun on the 1978 film Every Which Way But Loose.
- The Roquefort Files Burger
- A pun on the TV series The Rockford Files.
- These Collards Don't Run Burger
- A pun on the phrase "These colors don't run."
Hamburger Dinner Theatre
- Totally Radish Burger - Comes with Radish
- A play on the phrase "Totally rad".
- Onion Burger - Grilled....To Death!
- A reference to the murder mystery in Linda's dinner theatre.
- Last of the Mo-Jicama Burger - Comes with Jicama
- A pun on The Last of the Mohicans.
- Olive And Let Die Burger
- A reference to the 1973 James Bond film Live and Let Die.
- Thank God It's Fried Egg Burger
- A play on the saying "Thank God it's Friday".
Bed & Breakfast
- Camembert-ly Legal Burger
- A pun on the magazine Barely Legal.
- Krauted House Burger
- A play on a New Zealand/Australian band Crowded House.
- Poblano Picasso Burger
- A reference to the Spanish painter Pablo Picasso.
- Salvador Cauliflower Burger
- A reference to the Spanish painter Salvador Dalí.
Spaghetti Western and Meatballs
- Shoot out at the Okra Corral Burger
- A reference to the events of Gunfight at the O.K. Corral, a 1957 Western.
- Hit Me With Your Best Shallot Burger
- A play on the saying (and Pat Benetar hit song) "Hit me with your best shot."
- The Sound & The Curry Burger
- A reference to the novel The Sound & the Fury.
Weekend at Mort's
- I've Created a Muenster Burger
- A reference to Frankenstein.
- Something's NOT Fishy Burger - (100% Beef)
- Neither Fish Nor Fowl Burger - (100% Beef)
- One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish Hamburger
- A reference to Dr Seuss Novel One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish.
- Take Me Out To The Burger - Comes with Peanuts and Crackerjacks.
- A play on the song "Take Me Out To The Ball Game."
- I'm Mad About Saffron - (Made with no saffron).
- A reference to a lyric from the song "Mellow Yellow" by Donovan
Bob Day Afternoon
- Chard To A Crisp Burger
- Burger A La Mode - Comes with ice cream (Not on top)
- Shake Your Honeymaker Burger - (Comes with Honey Mustard)
- A reference to the song "Shake Your Moneymaker" by Elmore James.
- Use It Or Bleus It Burger - (Comes with Bleu Cheese)
- A play on the saying "Use it or lose it."
- The One Yam Band Burger - (Comes with yams)
- A play on the phrase "One Man Band".
- Do Brussel Burger - (Comes with brussel sprouts)
- Papaya Was A Rolling Stone Burger
- A play on the song "Papa Was a Rollin Stone" by the group The Undisputed Truth
- Good Night and Good Leek Burger
- A reference to newsman Edward R. Murrow's sign-off, "Good night and good luck."
- Band On The Bun Burger - Comes with Wings.
- A play on the song and album "Band on the Run" by Wings
- Chorizo Your Own Adventure Burger
- A reference to the "Choose Your Own Adventure" books where the readers get to choose between two or more scenarios in a story
- It's fun to eat at the rYeMCA Burger - (Comes on Rye w/ Mustard, Cheese & Avocado)
- A reference to a lyric from the song "Y.M.C.A." by The Village People
- If Looks Could Kale Burger
- A play on the saying "If looks could kill."
- Little Swiss Bunshine Burger - (Comes on a buttered bun)
- A reference to the 2006 film Little Miss Sunshine.
- Girls Just Wanna Have Fennel Burger
- Bob cooks this burger for Moody Foodie, the food critic.
- A reference to the song "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper.
- The Final Kraut Down Burger (Comes with sauerkraut)
- A reference to the song "The Final Countdown" by the band Europe.
- Sit and Spinach Burger
- A reference to the popular Sit 'n Spin toy from the 80's.
- Sweaty Palms Burger - (Comes with hearts of palm)
- Poutine on the Ritz Burger - (Comes with poutine fries)
- A reference to the musical film Puttin' on the Ritz and song of the same name.
- Mesclun Around Burger
- The Don't Get Creme Fraiche With Me Burger
- A play on the saying "Don't get fresh with me."
- Bob prepares a number of special burgers for the morning TV show Get On Up that are not official Burgers of the Day:
- Onion-tended Consequences Burger
- Bob makes this in his audition tape.
- A play on "unintended consequences."
- Bruschetta Bout It Burger
- A pun on the phrase "Forget about it."
- MediterrAin't Misbehavin' Burger
- A play on "Ain't Misbehavin'," a 1929 Fats Waller song.
- I'm Gonna Get You Succotash Burger
- A reference to the film I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, a 1988 Blacksploitation parody.
- Every Breath You Tikka Masala Burger
- A play on the Police song "Every Breath You Take."
- Two Karat Burger - (Comes with two carrots)
- Say It Ain't Cilantro Burger - (Doesn't come with cilantro. Because cilantro is terrible.)
- A pun on "Say it ain't so."
- Not If I Can Kelp It Burger
- A play on "Not if I can help it."
- The Jack-O-Lentil Burger
- As in "jack-o-lantern"—this is a Halloween episode.
Bob Fires the Kids
- Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger
- A play on the song "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"
- Summer Thyme Burger
- Butterface Burger - (served with butter lettuce)
- Beets Me Burger
- We're Here We're Gruyere, Get Used to It Burger
- A pun on "We're here. We're queer. Get used to it."
Mutiny on the Windbreaker
- There is no Burger of the Day in this episode.
An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal
- Plymouth Roquefort Burger
- A pun on Plymouth Rock
- She's a Super Leek Burger - (Comes with braised leeks)
- A play on "She's a super freak" from the song "Super Freak" by Rick James
- Let's Get Frisée Burger
- A play on the phrase "Let's get busy/bizzay."
- Open Sesame Burger (Served open-faced on a sesame seed bun)
- From the story of Ali Baba & the Forty Thieves
- Chipotle Off the Old Block Burger
- "Chip off the old block"
- Don't Give Me No Chive Burger (served with no chives)
- "Don't give me no jive."
- Pickle My Funny Bone Burger
- "Tickle my funny bone."
The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene
- Yes I Cayenne Burger
- "Yes I can."
- Bean Spirit - (Comes with beans)
- A play on "team spirit" or possibly Teen Spirit, a deodorant targeted at young teens.
God Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins
- One Horse Open Slaw Burger - (Comes with slaw, no horse)
- "one horse open sleigh"
- Santa Claus Is Cumin to Town Burger - (with cumin)
- "Santa Claus is comin' to town"
- Fifth Day of Christmas Burger - (Comes with five golden rings of onion)
- "On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me/Five golden rings."
- Jingle Bell Pepper Burger
- jingle bell + bell pepper
- Home for the Challah-Days Burger - (Comes on a challah roll)
- "home for the holidays"
- The Silentil Night Burger - (Comes with lentils)
- A play on "Silent Night"
Mother Daughter Laser Razor
- 50 Ways to Leave Your Guava Burger
- A pun on Paul Simon's "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover"
- Ruta-Bag-A Burger
- Don't Go Brocking My Heart Burger - (with broccoli and artichoke hearts)
- From the Elton John & Kiki Dee duet "Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
- Eggers Can't Be Cheesers Burger - (with fried egg and cheese)
- "Beggars can't be choosers."
- Freedom of Choys Burger - (comes with bok choy)
- "Freedom of choice"
Broadcast Wagstaff School News
- Grandpa Muenster Burger - (10% Senior Discount)
- A play on Grandpa Munster from the TV show The Munsters
- Mushroom With A View Burger - (Porcini on a double decker)
- From A Room with a View, a novel by E.M. Forster, later made into a film.
My Fuzzy Valentine
- I Heartichoke You Burger
- "I heart you."
- Don't You Four Cheddar 'Bout Me Burger - (Comes with four kinds of cheddar)
- "Don't You (Forget about Me)," a song by Simple Minds
- I Mint to Do That Burger - (Comes with mint relish)
- "I meant to do that."
- Only the Provolonely Burger - (Comes with provolone)
- A pun on "Only the Lonely," a Roy Orbison song
O.T.: The Outside Toilet
- Sharp Cheddar Dressed Man (Comes with sharp cheddar)
- A play on "Sharp Dressed Man," a ZZ Top song.
- I Know Why the Cajun Burger Sings
- A reference to I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings, an autobiographical work by Maya Angelou
- Tarragon in Sixty Seconds Burger
- A pun on the action film Gone in Sixty Seconds
Two for Tina
- Chile Relleno-You-Didn't Burger
- "Oh no you didn't!"
It Snakes a Village
- Bob's Burgers is closed for fumigation, and the Belchers drive to Florida, so there are no Burgers of the Day in this episode.
- There are no Burgers of the Day in this episode.
The Kids Run the Restaurant
- Top Bun Burger (comes on our best seven-grain bun)
- A play on Top Gun.
- Top Butt Burger (your face looks like a butt)
- Louise changes the board to this after she decides to open the restaurant.
Boyz 4 Now
- There are no Burgers of the Day in this episode.
- So Many Fennel So Little Thyme Burger - (comes with lots of fennel, no thyme)
- Comes from "So many ____, so little time."
- This burger is only $5.50, while all the previous ones have been $5.95.
- National Pass-Thyme Burger
- A pun on "national pastime."
- Free To Brie You and Me Burger
- A play on Free to Be... You and Me, the inspirational/motivational album from 1972.
- Woulda Coulda Gouda
- You Gouda Be Kidding Me
- As Gouda As It Gets
- Gouda Gouda Gumdrops
- A Few Gouda Men
- Gouda Gouda Two Shoes (It comes with shoes)
- Gouda Day Sir
A River Runs through Bob
- This episode is in the woods. No Burger of the Day.
- The Cauliflower's Cumin from Inside the House Burger - (Comes with cauliflower and cumin)
- A pun on "The call is coming from inside the house," which is a horror movie trope.
- Sprouts! Sprouts! Sprouts It All Out! Burger
- A play on "Shout! Shout! Let it all out!" lyrics from the song "Shout" by Tears for Fears.
My Big Fat Greek Bob
- A Leek of Their Own Burger
- From the film A League of Their Own.
Turkey in a Can
- The Burger of the Day didn't fully appear on-screen, but it "(Comes with squash and ham)."
- No Burger of the Day in this episode.
Bob and Deliver
- I'm OK, You're Ok-ra Burger
- A play on the self-help book I'm OK, You're OK.
- Bohemian Radishy Burger
- From the Queen song "Bohemian Rhapsody."
- Edward James Olive-most Burger
- A play on Edward James Olmos, the star of the film Stand and Deliver, from which this episode takes its name.
Christmas in a Car
- No Burger of the Day.
- Is This Your Chard Burger
- A play on the common card trick line "Is this your card?"
Archer version ("Burger of the Week")
- Main article: Archer/Bob's Burgers connection
- Thomas Elphinstone Hambledurger with Manning Coleslaw
- Émile Gorgonzola burger with J'accusecumbers"